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Tragic air crash while enroute to the "Comoran" capital of Moroni.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_ ... lane_crash

karl61 wrote:Tragic air crash while enroute to the "Comoran" capital of Moroni.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_ ... lane_crash

I guess the Pony Express finally got the news to your little corner of the world, huh?

Keep it up, karl. Your consistent demonstrations of intellectual impairment have succeeded in making even Pig-in-a-Pokatator look like a veritable genius in comparison.

William Schryver wrote:

karl61 wrote:Tragic air crash while enroute to the "Comoran" capital of Moroni.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_ ... lane_crash

I guess the Pony Express finally got the news to your little corner of the world, huh?

Keep it up, karl. Your consistent demonstrations of intellectual impairment have succeeded in making even Pig-in-a-Pokatator look like a veritable genius in comparison.

Just curious Will. Do you think Jesus would approve of your tactic to defend the gospel by gratuitously insulting critics? Do you think he's sitting up on his throne near Kolob beaming with pride and love at how you just insulted Pokatator?

It makes one wonder why an otherwise decent person who drinks coffee is denied full membership, blessings, and opportunities in the gospel, when assholes like Will enjoy them all? I mean, can anyone actually imagine this jerk-off in the celestial kingdom?

Lessusee wrote:Just curious Will. Do you think Jesus would approve of your tactic to defend the gospel by gratuitously insulting critics? Do you think he's sitting up on his throne near Kolob beaming with pride and love at how you just insulted Pokatator?

It makes one wonder why an otherwise decent person who drinks coffee is denied full membership, blessings, and opportunities in the gospel, when assholes like Will enjoy them all? I mean, can anyone actually imagine this jerk-off in the celestial kingdom?

I assure you that there are several people who can imagine such a thing.

Not surprisingly, it's quite apparent you don't have any conception whatsoever of the kinds of things and types of people that please God.

As for Pig-in-a-Pokatator, it's pretty clear that God created him expressly to serve as a poor-man's comic relief here on earth; hence his appointed role here in The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™.

And if you think my insults are upsetting, just wait until the great Jehovah himself returns and tramples the stinking apostates under His feet. My mild barbs will seem positively benign in comparison.

But then, He will have the right to judge, since he is perfect. You, on the other hand, have no rights towards anyone at all, since you have no stewardship (which simply spotlights the discernment of your leaders, as they know you well enough to know you'd lose your priesthood immediately, due to your propensity to seek unrighteous dominion).

Christ is ashamed of you, Will. Your heart knows that, but your ego chooses to ignore it, so your pride can sing at full volume. It's tough living inside your skin.

Lessusee wrote:Just curious Will. Do you think Jesus would approve of your tactic to defend the gospel by gratuitously insulting critics? Do you think he's sitting up on his throne near Kolob beaming with pride and love at how you just insulted Pokatator?

It makes one wonder why an otherwise decent person who drinks coffee is denied full membership, blessings, and opportunities in the gospel, when assholes like Will enjoy them all? I mean, can anyone actually imagine this jerk-off in the celestial kingdom?

William Schryver wrote:I assure you that there are several people who can imagine such a thing.

Ken Lay and Bernie Madoff do not count.

William Schryver wrote:Not surprisingly, it's quite apparent you don't have any conception whatsoever of the kinds of things and types of people that please God.

Apparently. Who would have thought that God prefers assholery and assholes?

William Schryver wrote:As for Pig-in-a-Pokatator, it's pretty clear that God created him expressly to serve as a poor-man's comic relief here on earth; hence his appointed role here in The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™.

Yes, it's crystal clear.

William Schryver wrote:And if you think my insults are upsetting, just wait until the great Jehovah himself returns and tramples the stinking apostates under His feet. My mild barbs will seem positively benign in comparison.

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Ya, that Jehova, he's quite the fun-loving guy. The New Testament Jesus is boring, all that lovey-dovey stuff. Give me the ass-kicking Jehova of the Old Testament. Nothing like the burning flesh of sinners to remind one of what really matters and focus one's mind on the good things in life.