Does not Woody understand that the books in heaven will have all of his deeds (Russell M. Nelson says his nde was like rolling a tape of his life through his mind) in front of the Lord so he can be assigned an appropriate dog house, i mean mansion?
Woody should not have any confidence his or the lds version of heaven/celestial glory is correct. i do believe there will be a thorough review by the Lord on woody's life with such questions as Did you offer a cup of water to anyone during your ninety plus years on earth? Did you ever put anyone "down' with cutting words and remarks and on and on it will go with woody screaming to the lord to consider his phd and his FARMS papers and his loyalty to sic et non and it's owner/manager! outer darkness, there you may go!
k
ps- maybe sic et non will publish Woody's fake obit!