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Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:27 pm
by _moksha
Hey what is this about folks in the Telestial/Terrestrial Kingdoms becoming eunuchs? Or smoothies as one bishop put it (TK Smoothies).

Regardless of some leaders believing this, is it really Church doctrine?

Here is the link that spurred my interest: http://mormonmatters.org/2009/04/27/are ... #more-5023







*No implication to the Unix operating system is intended by this thread :wink:

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:35 am
by _Paul Osborne
Will they being passing out scissors in the lower kingdoms?

Where is Will? He would love this thread!

Snip.

:lol:

Paul O

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:13 am
by _Gazelam
The equiptment will be there, but the desire and ability will not be.

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:43 am
by _DarkHelmet
Gazelam wrote:The equiptment will be there, but the desire and ability will not be.


So our "equipment" will only be needed for going to the bathroom?

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:05 am
by _Gazelam
DarkHelmet wrote:
Gazelam wrote:The equiptment will be there, but the desire and ability will not be.


So our "equipment" will only be needed for going to the bathroom?



I don't know that resurrected bodies create waste. I guess its possible, but I doubt it. Another mystery to look forward to solving I suppose, lol

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:23 pm
by _Paul Osborne
Gazelam wrote:The equiptment will be there, but the desire and ability will not be.


My understanding is that angelic resurrected men will not get erections.

What about the animal kingdom? Are they split up in various kingdoms too or do they all reproduce in the resurrection?

:question:

Paul O

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:41 pm
by _Nightlion
moksha wrote:Hey what is this about folks in the Telestial/Terrestrial Kingdoms becoming eunuchs? Or smoothies as one bishop put it (TK Smoothies).

Regardless of some leaders believing this, is it really Church doctrine?

Here is the link that spurred my interest: http://mormonmatters.org/2009/04/27/are ... #more-5023


I never get attribution. Especailly from the LDS even though they love to stand in my shadow and give out like they got a spiritual brain.

If you do not have eternal life that involves the continuation of the seeds there is no need for sexual differenciation in the next life. You rise in the resurrection with a nonspecific nub between your thighs. No boobs for the not eternal life women either. There is a solid deeper doctrine that supports this but you guys do not deserve to know it.

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:47 pm
by _Nightlion
Paul Osborne wrote:
Gazelam wrote:The equiptment will be there, but the desire and ability will not be.


My understanding is that angelic resurrected men will not get erections.

What about the animal kingdom? Are they split up in various kingdoms too or do they all reproduce in the resurrection?

:question:

Paul O


I am going to have to think about how much of the animals and plants are allowed to continue. There is no criteria of sin or covenant possible. It might be gauged upon visciousness. I would think that most would be glad to go back into the light with the prospect of being called out to a higher order of life next time.

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:19 am
by _moksha
Is lacking any reproductive capacity or desire a compensation for the newly perfected females going to the Celestial Kingdom, so that there may be an increase in available sister-wives, and also to act as a preventative for gay behavior when the women depart?

Re: Become Eunuchs in Afterlife???

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:22 am
by _moksha
Nightlion wrote:I would think that most would be glad to go back into the light with the prospect of being called out to a higher order of life next time.


You mean like entering as a warthog and leaving as a Brahman?