Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

[_Yoda]

It gives me great pleasure to bestow the glorious honor of Godhood status onto our theatrical "apologist we love to hate"........the illustrious William Schryver!!!!!

Congratulations, Will! You have reached over 1000 posts in the Shady Acres Trailer Park.

You are cordially invited to a party in the Goddess Suite!

If anyone has NICE things to say about Will, now is the time!

Speech! Speech!

[_Manfred]

Maybe he gets a little too ornery with the critics (for my taste), but I always enjoy reading his posts. He's a bright guy, that Will, and there's no other poster who makes me laugh and learn as consistently as he.

Congrats, Will. I hope you're here for at least another thousand posts.

[_harmony]

Welcome to Godhood, Will.

it's the only time you're going to achieve it

[_Sethbag]

Enjoy your Godhood, Will, as it's the only one you're ever actually going to attain.

[_Paul Osborne]

Does this mean that I have to bow down before him?

I want to be a god too? What do I have to do to be a god other than open my mouth a thousand times?



Paul O

[_Ray A]

I'll break my self-imposed hiatus to congratulate Will (though I'm quite sure he'd prefer commiseration).

Will - you're an ass, but at least you're a witty and intelligent ass.

(And no, I won't be getting off my habit-fattened ass to see any bishop.)

Now back to my regularly scheduled non-programing.

[_cksalmon]

What do I have to do to be a god other than open my mouth a thousand times?

Apparently, you have to be a jackleg partisan of extreme proportions. Or, at least, there are other qualifications than a post count numbering 1,000 on MDB.

As I find the entire exercise utterly ridiculous and bordering on blasphemy, I can't, in good conscience, complain.

I hope your personal exercises in pointing and clicking on a web page will proceed with no greater fanfare than my own.

cks

[_Dr. Shades]

Why did you bother, Liz? This guy already claims to have had his calling and election made sure; what more does he need from us?

[_harmony]

Will - you're an ass, but at least you're a witty and intelligent ass.

We have a different idea of what is witty and what sounds intelligent.

Some examples from Will's posts today:

You're the toughest talking blowhard of a bitch I've ever seen.

and

OK, you gnarly, snarly wench you...

Indeed, it takes true wit and intelligence to make remarks like those.

[_Yoda]

Why did you bother, Liz? This guy already claims to have had his calling and election made sure; what more does he need from us?

He is a part of our little dysfunctional family here at Shady Acres. It is a common courtesy.