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Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:20 am
by _Yoda
It gives me great pleasure to bestow the glorious honor of Godhood status onto our theatrical "apologist we love to hate"........the illustrious William Schryver!!!!!
Congratulations, Will! You have reached over 1000 posts in the Shady Acres Trailer Park.
You are cordially invited to a party in the Goddess Suite!
If anyone has NICE things to say about Will, now is the time!
Speech! Speech!
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:27 am
by _Manfred
Maybe he gets a little too ornery with the critics (for my taste), but I always enjoy reading his posts. He's a bright guy, that Will, and there's no other poster who makes me laugh and learn as consistently as he.
Congrats, Will. I hope you're here for at least another thousand posts.
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:40 am
by _harmony
Welcome to Godhood, Will.
it's the only time you're going to achieve it
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:42 am
by _Sethbag
Enjoy your Godhood, Will, as it's the only one you're ever actually going to attain.
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:44 am
by _Paul Osborne
Does this mean that I have to bow down before him?
I want to be a god too? What do I have to do to be a god other than open my mouth a thousand times?
Paul O
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:54 am
by _Ray A
I'll break my self-imposed hiatus to congratulate Will (though I'm quite sure he'd prefer commiseration).
Will - you're an ass, but at least you're a witty and intelligent ass.
(And no, I won't be getting off my habit-fattened ass to see any bishop.)
Now back to my regularly scheduled non-programing.
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:01 am
by _cksalmon
Paul Osborne wrote:What do I have to do to be a god other than open my mouth a thousand times?
Apparently, you have to be a jackleg partisan of extreme proportions. Or, at least, there are
other qualifications than a post count numbering 1,000 on MDB.
As I find the entire exercise utterly ridiculous and bordering on blasphemy, I can't, in good conscience, complain.
I hope your personal exercises in pointing and clicking on a web page will proceed with no greater fanfare than my own.
cks
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:05 am
by _Dr. Shades
Why did you bother, Liz? This guy already claims to have had his calling and election made sure; what more does he need from us?
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:38 am
by _harmony
Ray A wrote:Will - you're an ass, but at least you're a witty and intelligent ass.
We have a different idea of what is witty and what sounds intelligent.
Some examples from Will's posts today:
You're the toughest talking blowhard of a bitch I've ever seen.
and
OK, you gnarly, snarly wench you...
Indeed, it takes true wit and intelligence to make remarks like those.
Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:20 am
by _Yoda
Dr. Shades wrote:Why did you bother, Liz? This guy already claims to have had his calling and election made sure; what more does he need from us?
He is a part of our little dysfunctional family here at Shady Acres. It is a common courtesy.