Congratulations to Paul Osborne on attaining Godhood!!!

[_Paul Osborne]

Congratulations Paul!

Thank you Mr. Gad. I hope you enjoy your pipe tonight!



Paul O

[_John Waite]

It seems to me that Mr. Osborne is a strange combination of conflicting impulses.

Hard to say if he is really a believer. Or just a mocker of believers. Or a believer in mockers.

All in all I'd say he fits in pretty well on this board. I suspect he's the kind of believing Mormon that ex-mormons just love to have around. And since there aren't many of the believing Mormons left here anymore, he seems to stick out more than he would otherwise. Whatever happened to Ash and Peterson and Shryver anyway? Did I miss their farewell? they were the only reaons I was interested in this place. It was fun to watch all the ex-mos circle around them like a mob.

[_Scottie]

Grats Paul!

[_harmony]

It seems to me that Mr. Osborne is a strange combination of conflicting impulses.

Hard to say if he is really a believer. Or just a mocker of believers. Or a believer in mockers.

All in all I'd say he fits in pretty well on this board. I suspect he's the kind of believing Mormon that ex-mormons just love to have around. And since there aren't many of the believing Mormons left here anymore, he seems to stick out more than he would otherwise. Whatever happened to Ash and Peterson and Shryver anyway? Did I miss their farewell? they were the only reaons I was interested in this place. It was fun to watch all the ex-mos circle around them like a mob.

It's difficult to defend the indefensible.

[_Dr. Shades]

Well, its just too bad Paul only obtained Godhood instead of GodHead ... I assume this is in part from a solid third of his needed 1000 posts being made in the recently locked thread

[MODERATOR NOTE: That thread is once again UNlocked. You can view it here.

Sorry for any inconvenience.]

[_Paul Osborne]

It seems to me that Mr. Osborne is a strange combination of conflicting impulses.

Hard to say if he is really a believer. Or just a mocker of believers. Or a believer in mockers.

John Waite,

I’m a believer and have spent countless hours on the Internet and at church testifying of the restoration of the gospel.

It’s obvious that I get off on a little sexual innuendo and flirting because it’s fun. And I do get pissed off when church leaders have talked against birth control and oral sex.

I confess that my testimony has been somewhat weaker these days and I’ve not been attending my meetings including the temple since my divorce. It's a struggle.

Paul O

[_Paul Osborne]

If there's one thing I've learned from this board, it's that consensual sex with multiple partners is okay unless God commands it

Don't forget to mention the joys of oral sex.



Paul O

[_JohnStuartMill]

I'd like to put fornication on the record as totally awesome, too.

[_Paul Osborne]

I'd like to put fornication on the record as totally awesome, too.

I committed fornication as a teenager prior to my mission and had to see a GA in 1982 in order to qualify. My family was elated to see me go on a mission. A lot of people on this earth commit fornication.

Paul O

[_harmony]

I'd like to put fornication on the record as totally awesome, too.

I committed fornication as a teenager prior to my mission and had to see a GA in 1982 in order to qualify. My family was elated to see me go on a mission. A lot of people on this earth commit fornication.

Paul O

And a lot of them don't.

Just sayin', for the benefit of those who think ALL LDS women fornicate.