zzyzx wrote:This is the Christian message. No matter what you do or how you do it, you can never be good enough. That is why Jesus died.
Does that really make sense from a 'loving father'?
If there really are "other gods" with their own universes, plans, savior, and satan and they have TV, I'd bet our god is on their god world version of COPS.
Elohim is a dead beat dad.
First, he allows one of his oldest boys(satan) to coerce 1/3 of his precious kids into something that god himself thinks is wrong. Does he punish Satan? Yep along with all of the younger kids who snuck out of church with their older brother to smoke some Kolob weed behind the chapel.
He PRE JUDGES his kids before they even made it to the damn testing center(earth)! Telling them there is no way in hell, errr heaven they will ever step foot into the God testing center.
WTF Elohim? If I were to do that with my kids your own church would condemn me.
Then the 2/3 that stayed for the entire three boring hours with Jesus in the Kolob 1st ward get to go to the God testing center. "Hey Dad, lets âFâ with em first!", exclaimed Jesus
Only Jesus, Elohim's obvious favorite son, gets to have all of the knowledge when he comes to the God testing center. The rest get their knowledge wiped.
Then while his precious children are sweating it out trying to pass the ever changing requirements of the God testing center, Elohim throws out little hints and riddles.
If the kids don't get the riddles he gets pissed off and rips up their test and sends them to the same misery of the PRE JUDGED 1/3.
He will only love his kids if they do EXACTLY as he told them, in the riddles.
What kind of mind idiot is our "heavenly father" anyway?
Later after his fav son comes down and "F"s around, Elohim confesses that nearly all of his kids will never get the riddles, passing the test and get to be a bad ass god like him.
I'd be for rounding up all of my spirit brothers to go and beat the celestial crap out of our dead beat dad of a heavenly father.
Oh and heavenly mother(s) they are bitches for standing around and letting this psychopath taunt their kids like this. I come on, they out number Elohim like what, a billion to one?
Nah, I for one do not wish to become like my father in heaven or his hippie son Jesus.
EDIT to add: Plus I have cut off all communication with my half brother Casper, the holy ghost. I told that lazy ass to go back to school and learn the rest of our language. It is hard to carry on a meaningful conversation when the only words he knows are yes and no.