DarkHelmet wrote:Since a cougar is now a middle aged woman that likes sex with younger men, naming your football team the Cougars is demeaning to all LDS women who are trying to live the law of chastity and teach sexual purity to their children. Should BYU change its mascot to something more appropriate for an LDS school? Having your football team named the Cougars is the same as naming them the MILFs, or the Housewife Hoes, or the Mature Sluts. How about a name that better describes a righteous middle-aged LDS woman, such as The BYU Visiting Teachers, or the BYU Fighting Organists, or the BYU Temple Matrons.
I kinda dig the BYU temple matrons mascot. It has real potential. You know how the church teaches you to recite a scripture or sing a hymn when tempted to masturbate? well, just visualizing a "BYU temple matron" does the trick for me better than any scripture or hymn. Imagine the stifling effect a whole stadium chanting, "go BYU temple matrons" would have on the libido? It would destroy it.
The church could garner a more respectful image and stop masturbators all in one stroke (pun intended)