Kevin Garn - Hot Tub!

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_dblagent007
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Re: Kevin Garn - Hot Tub!

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Kevin Garn wrote:"I can unequivocally tell you there was no physical contact, there was no touching, there was no intercourse, there was none of those things. It simply did not occur," he said, according to the newspaper.


BULL s***.

A horny teen, a horny 28 year old boss, get naked, in a hot tub and no touching occurred????
Lemme guess, Kevin just wacked off in front of the 15 year old?

Why would Garn pay her $150,000 when all they did was take a bath together??

Why would this woman struggle with pills, alcohol and mental health issues for simply seeing Garn take out his endowment?

Mark my words, there is waaay more to this story.

I admit that I was skeptical of this claim, but as additional details emerge, I am more and more convinced that you are right. I shouldn't have doubted you PP.

I will also admit that I too thought it was a bit weird that a single nude hot tub incident ruined the rest of her life, but I am familiar with Kevin Garn so I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

This story sounds more and more like Michael Pratt and his escapades with a young seminary student.
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PP wrote:Why would this woman struggle with pills, alcohol and mental health issues for simply seeing Garn take out his endowment?


ROTFLMAO!!!!

This has got to be the quote of the day!
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zeezrom wrote:
harmony wrote:
There is no excuse for calling a 28 year old to teach 15 year olds in Sunday School. A recipe for disaster.


I was called a few years ago to be the 15&16yr-old sunday school teacher - That would have made me... 29! Yikes! Luckily for me I didn't have a hot tub at the time and I'm not a good masseuse. (is the word masseuse only for females?)
Good thing your wife was taking care of your man needs, otherwise you'd be in hot water... naked.. with your sunday school girls... getting a "massage"!
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What is his relationship to Jake Garn? Surely some relative, but what exactly? The Garn political family has long interested me...

I love the description, "we sat there and that was it."
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This man needs to stage a press conference and give a graphic, long winded description of what happened. To make sure nobody is confused about what happened his speech ought to be followed by a movie clip that reenacts the event.

Just so everybody is completely clear.
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Blixa wrote:I love the description, "we sat there and that was it."


I'll bet it was. LOL.
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I like the hot tub ad on this thread.

I suspect he did only what he said. If the girl is coming clean after all these years after extorting money out of him she has little reason to make it sound less then it actually was.

I don't think this event was the main cause of the girl's problems either.

I do think it was disgusting and wrong for him to do this and if I lived in Utah I'd check to see if my representative applauded when this happened....and if he did vote against him next time.
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quaker wrote:This man needs to stage a press conference and give a graphic, long winded description of what happened. To make sure nobody is confused about what happened his speech ought to be followed by a movie clip that reenacts the event.

Just so everybody is completely clear.


Are you defending him, quaker?
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Blixa wrote:What is his relationship to Jake Garn? Surely some relative, but what exactly? The Garn political family has long interested me...

I love the description, "we sat there and that was it."


Reporter: Mr. Garn, did you two talk while sitting naked in the hot tub?

Garn: Yes, yes we did..

Reporter: What did you talk about?

Garn: Uhh the first thing that popped up.
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