10 signs you are getting over your apostacy.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:32 am
10. You stop believing everything that comes out of Cassius University.
9. You finally admit you don't like the taste of wine.
8. The Daniel C. Peterson dartboard comes down.
7. You do not watch conference. Or, you stop caring about Holland or Packer.
6. You are surprised it WAS conference this weekend.
5. You stop posting 'interesting' things on Facebook.
4. The forums you post on are now limited to things like running or pottery making.
3. You have no idea how many alleged members of the Church there are.
2. The brownies and casseroles are no longer showing up on your door step.
1. You can go to Church for a baby blessing and still fall asleep like the good old days.
9. You finally admit you don't like the taste of wine.
8. The Daniel C. Peterson dartboard comes down.
7. You do not watch conference. Or, you stop caring about Holland or Packer.
6. You are surprised it WAS conference this weekend.
5. You stop posting 'interesting' things on Facebook.
4. The forums you post on are now limited to things like running or pottery making.
3. You have no idea how many alleged members of the Church there are.
2. The brownies and casseroles are no longer showing up on your door step.
1. You can go to Church for a baby blessing and still fall asleep like the good old days.