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The New York Times just published a great article on the use of LIDAR (light detection and ranging) technology to map the Mayan ruins in Belize. Truly amazing. The old chestnut used by Mormon apologists might be snatched away by technology, namely that..."we just haven't found the Nephite/Lamanite ruins in all of that dense jungle. We must be patient." Here's the link:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/11/scien ... f=homepage

Check it out...the pictures are great. This might be a replay of the Book of Abraham incident, where at first Mormons were hopeful that technology would vindicate the Book of Abraham translation, but their hopes were dashed when the opposite occurred, their prophet was busted. Soon, after the entire area is completely accurately mapped, it will be popular to conjecture that the Book of Mormon lands are elsewhere...maybe in China?? Maybe one day the Lord will reveal the Book of Mormon location to his humble servant, the Prophet.
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How about something like:
Lidar is not expected to have universal application. Dr. Sheets said that, for example, it would not be useful at his pre-Columbian site at Cerén, in El Salvador. The ancient village and what were its surrounding manioc fields are buried under many feet of volcanic ash, beyond laser detection.

Whew. Close one.

Neat article, by the way.
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Could this technology by used to locate the various Hill Cumorahs?
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Apologists are impervious to logic, reason, and evidence. Joseph Smith could come back from the grave, laugh in all their faces and tell them they were morons for believing, and it would become the subject of the next testimony meeting, explaining how Zombie Joe was a clear sign that Satan was damned with them.

No amount of sound science matters to the wing nuts. They've called up "down" so long, it's encoded in their hebrew lamanite DNA.
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The old chestnut used by Mormon apologists might be snatched away by technology


How so?
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"We HAVE found Zarahemla, but it's just known by another name."

"We HAVE located the Book of Mormon peoples, we just call them Olmecs."
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"We HAVE found Zarahemla, but it's just known by another name."

"We HAVE located the Book of Mormon peoples, we just call them Olmecs."


So......?
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bcspace wrote:So......?


So where are any references to Christianity in Olmec civilization??

I find very little in common between the Book of Mormon peoples and the Olmecs.
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moksha wrote: Could this technology by used to locate the various Hill Cumorahs?


LOL!
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Sorry, but you lose. The apologists will just move a potential Zarahemla to Okinawa Island, the jungles of Borneo, Greenland or the mythical Atlantis (as the last resort).
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