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[_SeerNpriestcrafter]

hEY.
If it was really nice weather and you had a lot of golf to play, but you twisted your ankle and you couldn't play and your "friends" you know the guys who always tag along when they are injured but don't want you to tag along when you might be injured because they already called Brian who they normally refuse to play golf with because he is a weenie and we all know he cheats but you can always call him at the last minute when you need a 4th and besides he always buys when your friends "forgot their wallet" and your girlfriend is profoundly indifferent to any pain you might have from your ankle let alone your back stabbin, fair-weather friends and her one and ONLY solution to all of life's problems is, shopping with your money anyway.
It puts me in the mood for some ass kicking. I found some... just the way I like it, right here:
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Try to make it through at least the first page before the fistful of expired Percocets you took kick in. Otherwise your just going to be rereading and rereading. This is some damn fine work.

[_Scottie]

Is this a spam bot?? Cause, it's the worst spam I've ever seen. What is it even pitching??

If not, WTF is he trying to say???

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Damnit! Looks like Loran has fallen off the wagon --again.

[_Some Schmo]

I don't know what the hell you're saying maybe because the whole paragragh is a run-on sentence with multiple clauses which make a person like me want to tear my eyes out reading it when it's not fair that I should want to punish myself for writing that even a 10 year old should recognize is awful and most people would condemn right out of the gate but that's neither here nor there or anywhere that I want to hang out with people who like to play golf except some weenie who's not that good and I don't care if he will pay for my round when I can't stand even being around him let alone actually playing a game with him and drinking beer and enjoying the sun because he would just screw that all up and nobody likes a screw up no matter how much I like to screw... up.

I can't remember where I was going with that.