PROOF that God does not exist!!

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_Scottie
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PROOF that God does not exist!!

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Mosquitoes.

Other than tormenting mankind with bites and spreading disease, what good reason is there to create such a vile creature?? The food chain would survive just fine with all the other non-biting insects if the mosquito never existed.

Since God cannot create anything evil, and mosquitoes are nothing BUT evil, it is a slam dunk, smoking gun that God does not exist!!

(Can you tell that I'm suffering from 5 bites on my legs and feet????)
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_MrStakhanovite
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It's a test of your character. The less you scratch, the more you're part in the Celestial Kingdom will become.
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_Some Schmo
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Silly Scottie. That's not proof that god doesn't exist. It's just proof that if there is a god, he's a sadistic bastard, and not in any way loving by any human definition of that word.

Twangy country music is yet another such proof.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_Redefined
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He created them so that we can bring back dinosaurs one of these days, and thus experience a small bit of what God is like as a creator. . . see how wonderful God is!
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_Darth J
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Maybe there are just some things about God that you're not ready to accept.

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_EAllusion
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI
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_JohnStuartMill
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EAllusion wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI

That's awesome. But as usual, The Onion got there first.
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