How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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_Joseph Antley
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Re: How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Darth J wrote:JA:

I do not share Joseph's invective in response to you, but Simon Belmont complained about members of the Church being called Morgbots, even though that wasn't happening on the board. We're teasing him.


I know, Darth. I was mocking Gadianton and Scratch for their silly comments about me (the funny ones in my signature).

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Re: How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Darth J wrote: I do not share Joseph's invective in response to you, but Simon Belmont complained about members of the Church being called Morgbots, even though that wasn't happening on the board. We're teasing him.


Joseph Antley wrote:I know. I got trolled again.


Fixed.
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Re: How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Joseph wrote:Antley, you garmies must be too tight. It's a joke, guy.

Nope, those would be whitie tighties since Brother Antley did not serve a mission and is not married, so no real need to be sporting the chapel chaps yet.
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_Joseph Antley
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Re: How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Joseph wrote:Antley, you garmies must be too tight. It's a joke, guy.

Nope, those would be whitie tighties since Brother Antley did not serve a mission and is not married, so no real need to be sporting the chapel chaps yet.


Has conversation really degenerated so low that the topic is my underwear? Sheesh.
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Re: How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Gadianton wrote:Eight!

Three to hold correlation and approve the project of changing the bulb along with a budget and timeline for completion; One to issue a calling for the capacity of the work of changing the bulb to be fulfilled within; One to be called to complete the work of changing the bulb; One to complete the final paper work for the bulb changing and mail to Salt Lake City with request for the project to be closed; One from the COB to approve the closure (granting no red flags); And one to get bent out of shape and complain to the Bishop that he should have been called to change the bulb since his patriarchal blessing clearly states that one day his good works will shine forth upon his brethren!

This is great. But I think the actual number is ten -- you need at least two Morgbots to insist that the light bulb has in fact never changed, and the people who think it has are anti-light bulb extremists who never understood light bulbs in the first place.
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