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I'll start:

Ancient submarines
Full of angry bees and cows
Oh, those Jaredites!

(Note: The Book of Ether does not explicitly say that the Jaredites brought cows or bees in their wooden Bronze Age submarines that had no method of steering or propulsion, but some apologists have assumed that they did, as discussed on the FAIR wiki.)
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God wants us to share
I am the Prophet, you know
Can you spare your wife?

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Mind your own business
Just like Reynolds v. U.S.
And vote for Prop 8

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We're not a cult
With a charismatic leader
Seen that type lately?

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Yes, the Church is true
It is the facts that are wrong
Help, persecution!

Angel Moroni
Help me count the Cumorahs
LGT really?

Peer review at FARMS:
Is it a legit process?
Let's ask Miss Cleo....

Darth, may I publish this in my Jaredites in the Humanities thread?

Darth J wrote:I'll start:

Ancient submarines
Full of angry bees and cows
Oh, those Jaredites!

(Note: The Book of Ether does not explicitly say that the Jaredites brought cows or bees in their wooden Bronze Age submarines that had no method of steering or propulsion, but some apologists have assumed that they did, as discussed on the FAIR wiki.)

Silly Doctor Scratch
Doesn't Like apologists
Look in the mirror

Laugh it up you worms
When I am god you will be
First against the wall

Joseph Smith, a seer
Prophet and revelator
screwed a lot of girls.

William Schryver,

Vulgar scatatologist,

Mopolohero!

From NOM to FLAK then
On to Shady Acres is
Eternal Progress?

Young Fanny Alger
Undressed in a barn one night
To Joseph's delight