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Re: In all probability...
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:42 pm
by _sock puppet
Lucinda wrote:Porter wrote:But then again, you will not because you are now panty wearing exmormon woman! You will not GET to be one of many wives to a Mormon man god... I bet Simon has pity on you!
One of my happiest days through all of this was realizing I don't WANT to make it to the Mormon heaven. As soon as I realized that, the fear disappeared.
Hi, Lucinda,
Yes, that is the actual day of liberation, the day one realizes the Celestial Kingdom/Exaltation is not the place to spend eternity.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:01 am
by _Themis
Simon Belmont wrote:Polygamy-Porter wrote:You must remember that the Mormon god, who is a man, holds women in far less regard than men.
CFR
LOL D&C 132 is more then enough.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:01 pm
by _Polygamy-Porter
Lucinda wrote:Porter wrote:But then again, you will not because you are now panty wearing exmormon woman! You will not GET to be one of many wives to a Mormon man god... I bet Simon has pity on you!
One of my happiest days through all of this was realizing I don't WANT to make it to the Mormon heaven. As soon as I realized that, the fear disappeared.
*cue light bulb idea sound effect*At the next exmo conference in 2011, they should have an underwear fashion show!
Have the underwear models(men and women) come out on the cat walk with Mormon garmies on over the gentile undies they are modeling, then have them shed those hideous symbols of Mormon masonic myths as they model the new undies!
YES, both two piece and the old one piece jesus jammie jumpsuits would be used!
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:35 pm
by _beefcalf
Simon Belmont wrote:Polygamy-Porter wrote:You must remember that the Mormon god, who is a man, holds women in far less regard than men.
CFR
How do I know this? LDS Theology. Men will become gods, and given many of these women as wives.
CFR
Heber C. Kimball wrote:In the spirit world there is an increase of males and females, there are millions of them, and if I am faithful all the time, and continue right along with brother Brigham, we will go to brother Joseph and say, "Here we are brother Joseph; we are here ourselves are we not, with none of the property we possessed in our probationary state, not even the rings on our fingers?" He will say to us, "Come along, my boys, we will give you a good suit of clothes. Where are your wives?" "They are back yonder; they would not follow us." "Never mind," says Joseph, "here are thousands, have all you want." Perhaps some do not believe that, but I am just simple enough to believe it. (JoD 4:209)
Referenced provided, as requested.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:37 pm
by _Simon Belmont
Heber C. Kimball wrote:In the spirit world there is an increase of males and females, there are millions of them, and if I am faithful all the time, and continue right along with brother Brigham, we will go to brother Joseph and say, "Here we are brother Joseph; we are here ourselves are we not, with none of the property we possessed in our probationary state, not even the rings on our fingers?" He will say to us, "Come along, my boys, we will give you a good suit of clothes. Where are your wives?" "They are back yonder; they would not follow us." "Never mind," says Joseph, "here are thousands, have all you want." Perhaps some do not believe that, but I am just simple enough to believe it. (JoD 4:209)
Not official doctrine. You should know this by now.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:00 pm
by _harmony
Simon Belmont wrote:Polygamy-Porter wrote:You must remember that the Mormon god, who is a man, holds women in far less regard than men.
CFR
How do I know this? LDS Theology. Men will become gods, and given many of these women as wives.
CFR
How long has it been since you've been through the temple?
Don't play dumb. You know the doctrine as well as any other endowed member.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:01 pm
by _beefcalf
Simon Belmont wrote:Not official doctrine. You should know this by now.
Very conveniently for mopologists of every stripe,
NOTHING is
"official doctrine".
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:45 pm
by _sock puppet
Simon Belmont wrote:Heber C. Kimball wrote:In the spirit world there is an increase of males and females, there are millions of them, and if I am faithful all the time, and continue right along with brother Brigham, we will go to brother Joseph and say, "Here we are brother Joseph; we are here ourselves are we not, with none of the property we possessed in our probationary state, not even the rings on our fingers?" He will say to us, "Come along, my boys, we will give you a good suit of clothes. Where are your wives?" "They are back yonder; they would not follow us." "Never mind," says Joseph, "here are thousands, have all you want." Perhaps some do not believe that, but I am just simple enough to believe it. (JoD 4:209)
Not official doctrine. You should know this by now.
I agree Simon, the COJCOLDS is devoid of 'official doctrine' these days.
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:50 pm
by _Redefined
sock puppet wrote:Simon Belmont wrote:
Okay, marvelous.
It would only be given a positive or even neutral adjective when tripping. Otherwise, it deserves only a negative adjective.
How 'bout marvelously absurd?
Re: In all probability...
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:17 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Hello,
That the Mormon god would think this man was deficient:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whg7OmDF9V4&feature=player_embeddedV/R
Dr. Cam