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Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:36 pm**

What industry isn't a disgrace?

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:33 pm**

Molok wrote:What industry isn't a disgrace?

Bacon.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:06 pm**

Jonah wrote:
harmony wrote:Perhaps he should improve his technique (and now we have once again touched on the subject that got me banned for life from ZLMB...)
Perhaps increasing his porn viewing would help improve in that area.

That's like suggesting someone watch Lord of the Rings to learn about Medieval history.

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:43 am**

Dr. Shades wrote:
Redefined wrote:Well, what if the woman is the one initiating sex. . . almost everyday, maybe even twice a day. . .

Will you marry me?

But, doesn't marriage kill the sexual relations. . . plus, you are an apostate now. . . who needs marriage anymore! AND aren't you into Asian chicks anyways!

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:19 am**

Redefined wrote:But, doesn't marriage kill the sexual relations. . . plus, you are an apostate now. . . who needs marriage anymore! AND aren't you into Asian chicks anyways!

That probably goes in your favor for not being killed, if the rumors are true.

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:56 am**

Why doesn't the original poster just say this?

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Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:31 am**

Redefined wrote:But, doesn't marriage kill the sexual relations. . .

Good point.

plus, you are an apostate now. . . who needs marriage anymore!

I went apostate after I got married, so it's too late for me.

AND aren't you into Asian chicks anyways!

Sure, but not exclusively. I'm still just as attracted to women of my own race as I've always been.

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:45 am**

Molok wrote:On the off chance you are serious, you might get better results if you refrain from insulting the people you are asking for advice in your opening post, but hey, what the hell.

Because I said "chumps"?

I didn't literally mean everyone is chumps. I just don't know how to end posts very well. Kind of like on Zombie Nation.

Woody Harrelson: "I'm not very good at goodbye's, so: that'll do pig."
That's cool. It just made the whole post seem like a 4chan what to do? Post, so I assumed you were kidding.

I thought you were referring to his little tale about watching porn before visiting the temple in response to wanting the "non-brownie" advice. lol, well chumps ain't cool either.

Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:31 pm**

gramps wrote:
Maybe in 10 years when she reaches her early 40s her sex drive will come back, just in time for mine to wane.

Dude, I am 52 and still going very strong.

You don't need to worry about that, if you are otherwise in good health.

Oh, and all that stuff aßman suggested of course makes sense, until that doesn't do any good either. She was always happy to get a massage.

Yippee!

51 and me too!! No waning here!

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