Dr. Shades wrote:Sure. It might've been nice to know the time and place before the fact, though!
Dr. Shades. You will have to take it up with the womanizer Kish. He is the one that started the conversation in the first place. I was going to accuse you of not reading your own board enough but thought that wouldn't be fair.
Time and date were on the other thread, although it's not clear on the place. I think that conversation might have taken place via PM.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
harmony wrote:Time and date were on the other thread, although it's not clear on the place. I think that conversation might have taken place via PM.
I think the time and date weren't posted until sometime after 8:00 p.m. last night. Nowhere was the place listed.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
harmony wrote:Time and date were on the other thread, although it's not clear on the place. I think that conversation might have taken place via PM.
I think the time and date weren't posted until sometime after 8:00 p.m. last night. Nowhere was the place listed.
There was a cut off time? Wow.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
Sorry Dr. Shades. It would have been a pleasure to meet you. Can we do this again? Maybe we could do a Friday night date/singles night so I can bring my wife - it is hard to find babysitting during the middle of the day. Plus, the waitresses are safer after 6pm.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Runtu wrote: But at least the waitresses at The Dodo were modestly dressed.
If you guys ever come to Canada we will go to the restaurants with the not so modestly dressed waitresses. I actually went to one with my mom and sister today. My sister caught me looking and she told me to avert my eyes. Oh and she did notice that all the girls working there all had a certain look to them. To bad the person that was serving us was a guy and I am pretty sure he was gay. I thought so right away and then my sister and mom agreed with me later because they saw the way this guy was looking at me....
Anyways, sounds like you guys had a fun time and when I come to Utah next time we will have to meet up!
Many thanks to the board of the Jaredite Foundation for making our first annual "Dine on the Soul of a Mopologist" luncheon such a success. This year, we dined on the soul of Will Schryver, whose unprincipled total allegiance to his ego at the expense of his very humanity made his soul ripe (or lean, depending on your perspective) for the picking.
Paul O. and I bet on whether Will would leave the LDS Church in 6 months or not. Will's fate was sealed when the 6 months passed with Will still clinging onto his inexplicable and completely untenable theory and ego for all they are worth (very little indeed) at the expense of his integrity, honesty, and grasp on reality. Truly he was fattened for the kill.
And so it was that the Jaredite Foundation gathered unto the Dodo, where there was much weeping over the fate of Will Schryver. And, like any good LDS funeral, we followed our memorial for the soul of Schryver with light-hearted conversation over delicious vittles. Our allegiance to Mormon culture stopped short of green jello, but the fine cuisine of the Dodo did well in a pinch.
I would like to thank our board members, Darth J, Runtu, Lucinda, zeezrom, Wisdom Seeker, Spurven Ten Sing, and honorary board member Norvo Ten Sing, for helping bring the parts of evil per million nigh unto apocalyptic levels of wicked toxicity. It was telling that even the dodgy crew of the Dodo were doing everything in their power to shove us out the door in spite of our generosity.
Be on the look out in the new year for opportunities to bet on the soul of a Mopologist. No year should pass without a fresh sacrifice to the cause of Darkness. Bring me your confused, your intellectually weary, teetering of faith, and cognitively dissonant mental gymnasts, and I will bring you a luncheon to remember. May the games begin!
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"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
zeezrom wrote:I also learned that the church is invested into the mall at around $9 billion. Can you believe that? Did I steal anyone's thunder by releasing that information? I hope not.
Yes, there were many troubling revelations about the LDS Church's bungling of building projects, leading to excessive expenditures to compensate for staggering incompetency. It really is good for the Church that it keeps its finances and expenditures under lock and key, let such buffoonery become common knowledge and there would be an uprising!
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
sock puppet wrote:Thanks, Zeez, for the report of Kishpalooza 2010!
At the last minute, other demands prevented me from being there. My loss.
Your absence was felt, sox. If it weren't for the fortuitous presence of Norvo, we would not have had enough attendees to conduct official board business. Good thing there will be future board meetings! There are always Mopologetic souls to gamble on.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist