Kishpalooza was a success... sort of

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Kishkumen wrote:I was holding onto my silver crucifix and stroking my lucky rabbit's foot the entire time. The way you were clutching your fork and licking your lips in anticipation of tasting Schryver's soul was disturbing to say the least. I very nearly called my bishop to schedule a confession.


I'm not sure I saw Schryver's soul. Was it that tiny, black, shriveled thing? Didn't look too tasty to me.
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Spurven Ten Sing wrote:My favorite part of the event was when Zeez suddenly discovered he was no longer worthy to hold a TR. He eventually stopped crying.


Indeed. I wish a camera were up to the task of capturing that delicious moment of realization. Right after partaking of the Mopologetic sacrament for the first time, the effects wash over the heart of the new initiate. Yummy.
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Runtu wrote:I'm not sure I saw Schryver's soul. Was it that tiny, black, shriveled thing? Didn't look too tasty to me.


LOL. It is true that you didn't find it appetizing until we informed you that the only way to exorcize the darkness from your contact with Schryver was to bon apetit, you were the first in line to dive in with your silver fork.
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Kishkumen wrote:
Runtu wrote:I'm not sure I saw Schryver's soul. Was it that tiny, black, shriveled thing? Didn't look too tasty to me.


LOL. It is true that you didn't find it appetizing until we informed you that the only way to exorcize the darkness from your contact with Schryver was to bon apetit, you were the first in line to dive in with your silver fork.


I've always assumed Will's soul was a mushroom... born and raised in the damp dark, footed in manure, and rather tasty when fried in butter or stuffed with lobster.
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harmony wrote:I've always assumed Will's soul was a mushroom... born and raised in the damp dark, footed in manure, and rather tasty when fried in butter or stuffed with lobster.


That's the funny thing about the soul of a Mopologist: one experiences it in a way that reflects one's interaction with the person.
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