Best-loved stories of the LDS people (that make you puke)

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Re: Best-loved stories of the LDS people (that make you puke)

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Buffalo wrote:
Pa Pa wrote:No just Satan...Joseph Smith is not welcome here now.


I think Joseph Smith would be much more welcome here than at MADB. The apologists seem to be embarrassed of Joseph.

No...I don't think so.
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stemelbow wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I think Joseph Smith would be much more welcome here than at MADB. The apologists seem to be embarrassed of Joseph.


pep pep... that's funny. I'm sure the apologists posting over at MDD would be calling Joseph Smith all sorts of colorful names and intimate he deserves all sorts of mistreatment.

love ya tons,
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Indeed they would. His bold pronouncements of doctrines they are now so embarrassed of they have to call them opinions would cause them to rush to dismiss him as a crackpot. And he would call them all to repentance and then get banned for it.

But not before messaging a few of the female posters to proposition them. :D
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:Indeed they would. His bold pronouncements of doctrines they are now so embarrassed of they have to call them opinions would cause them to rush to dismiss him as a crackpot. And he would call them all to repentance and then get banned for it.

But not before messaging a few of the female posters to proposition them. :D


pep pep...your theory is silliness. but I can appreciate silliness for what it is.

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Pa Pa wrote:No...I don't think so.


"God made Aaron to be the mouthpiece for the children of Israel, and He will make me be god to you in His stead, and the Elders to be mouth for me; and if you don't like it, you must lump it!" - Joseph Smith

Do you proudly proclaim this doctrine?

Or what about this one:

"Eternity is full of thrones, upon which dwell thousands of children reigning on thrones of glory, with not one cubit added to their stature."
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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stemelbow wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Indeed they would. His bold pronouncements of doctrines they are now so embarrassed of they have to call them opinions would cause them to rush to dismiss him as a crackpot. And he would call them all to repentance and then get banned for it.

But not before messaging a few of the female posters to proposition them. :D


pep pep...your theory is silliness. but I can appreciate silliness for what it is.

love ya tons,
stem


That's how they treat people who actually believe Joseph's weird doctrines. And calling people to repentance is a bannable offense.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:That's how they treat people who actually believe Joseph's weird doctrines. And calling people to repentance is a bannable offense.


Now whose sounding like the poor picked on soul?

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stemelbow wrote:
Buffalo wrote:That's how they treat people who actually believe Joseph's weird doctrines. And calling people to repentance is a bannable offense.


Now whose sounding like the poor picked on soul?

love ya tons,
stem


I'm not banned over there. I'm talking about the poor chapel Mormons who manage to find their way to MAD.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:I'm not banned over there. I'm talking about the poor chapel Mormons who manage to find their way to MAD.


So they are truly picked on for getting banned, but when people call us all sorts of names and whimper about us, we aren't picked on? hmmmm...your posts are getting more and more curious to me.

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