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sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:07 pm
by _sock puppet
Today, I formed an exploratory committee regarding the possibility of making a run for the U.S. Presidency in 2012.

The committee has no affiliation with Cassius University, despite the fact that its ranks will swell with Cassius faculty and staff.

Also of note, sock puppet has today formed a 21st Century Council of 50 and thereby been annointed king of the world.

Pending is my declaration of my city of residence to be a sovereign not subject to the United States or the state in which it is situate, so that we can snub our noses at writs of habeas corpus issued by courts of the U.S. or that state. We will also destroy any media that dares to speak an ill word of me, sock puppet.

FYI, sock puppet currently holds the rank of major general in the Sock Puppet Legion. My forth and fifth general stars are awaiting the further expansion of my megalomania, and of course, the necessity of wartime promotion for the 5th star.

I am, after all, now "Big Lawyer".

Note, any similarities to actual events or persons is mere coincidence. sock puppet is not a copy cat in any regard.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:18 pm
by _MCB
Now, that is scary. Might get you killed.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:20 pm
by _sock puppet
MCB wrote:Now, that is scary. Might get you killed.

MCB, why on earth (to use an apologist's hackneyed phrase) would that come to mind? All people of the world will benefit from my reign.

Are you trying to get out of serving on my exploratory committee or the new Council of Fifty?

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:23 pm
by _Fence Sitter
sock puppet wrote:Today, I formed an exploratory committee regarding the possibility of making a run for the U.S. Presidency in 2012.

The committee has no affiliation with Cassius University, despite the fact that its ranks will swell with Cassius faculty and staff.

Also of note, sock puppet has today formed a 21st Century Council of 50 and thereby been annointed king of the world.

Pending is my declaration of my city of residence to be a sovereign not subject to the United States or the state in which it is situate, so that we can snub our noses at writs of habeas corpus issued by courts of the U.S. or that state. We will also destroy any media that dares to speak an ill word of me, sock puppet.

FYI, sock puppet currently holds the rank of major general in the Sock Puppet Legion. My forth and fifth general stars are awaiting the further expansion of my megalomania, and of course, the necessity of wartime promotion for the 5th star.

I am, after all, now "Big Lawyer".

Note, any similarities to actual events or persons is mere coincidence. sock puppet is not a copy cat in any regard.



You are still out of you league when it comes to titles. No one beats Joseph Smith. I have been collecting them. Here is my list so far.

Mystic
Treasure seeker
Visionary
Loving husband
Anti Mason
Master Mason
Church President
Devoted father
Temperance leader
Social drinker
Bible revisionist
Esoteric philosopher
City planner
Pacifist
Hebraist
Egyptologist
Bank president
Declared bankrupt
Jail escapee
Healer
Land speculator
Fugitive from justice
Preacher
Street wrestler
Advocate of women’s rights
Polygamist
Aboligionist
Inciter to riot
Unwilling martyr
-Head of the War Department
-Commander in Chief
-Secretary of War
-Lieutenant General
-Chief Justice Nauvoo charter made the mayor the Chief Justice of the Municipal Court
-Priest Council of the Fifty
-King Council of the Fifty
-Ruler Council of the Fifty
-Vice Mayor Nauvoo
-Mayor Nauvoo
-City Council Member
-Registrar of Deeds
-Member of the Board of Health
-Trustee in Trust For church finances
-presidential candidate


My vote is available for purchase.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:24 pm
by _zeezrom
Question: do you believe the U.S. Constitution is hanging by a thread and the country is destined for total ruin if you don't get put in office?

just curious.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:26 pm
by _MCB
SP
Just might. You need a lot of friends giving you advice and guidance, if you can listen. Your opponents might twist your words against you. Need to give it a different spin.

FS
You forgot the title Thomas Sharp gave him--- AntiChrist.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:31 pm
by _Fence Sitter
MCB wrote: FS
You forgot the title Thomas Sharp gave him--- AntiChrist.


Thanks!!! I am always looking for more titles.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:31 pm
by _zeezrom
Oh, and do you have firearms? You might need some of those.

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:33 pm
by _sock puppet
zeezrom wrote:Question: do you believe the U.S. Constitution is hanging by a thread and the country is destined for total ruin if you don't get put in office?

just curious.

No, Zeez, only if I do get put in office. My campaign theme is "Let's hasten the Apocalypse!"

Re: sock puppet for president

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:35 pm
by _sock puppet
zeezrom wrote:Oh, and do you have firearms? You might need some of those.

I'm armed to the teeth. My basement is brimming with 30-30 rounds that I bought up for Y2k. You don't think any of those rounds would backfire if I use them now, 12 years later do you?