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The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:27 pm
by _Runtu
My coworker has a friend with an adult, mentally disabled child. When she has to leave the house, he usually calls her every couple of minutes on her cell phone, asking questions and telling her what he's doing.
Recently, she left for a couple of hours, and there were no phone calls. Finally, he called and said, "Mom, guess what? I caught a troll! I locked him in the basement, and I'm feeding him skittles under the door."
She quickly went home to discover a dwarf Jehovah's Witness, whom her son had lured into the basement somehow and locked the door. He would slide skittles, one at a time, under the door to feed his new pet.
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:39 pm
by _MrStakhanovite
I don't blame him, dwarfs can be crafty.
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:43 pm
by _Morley
Hilarious.
And a little sad.
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:59 pm
by _Quasimodo
I was hoping for the rest of the story. She did let him out when she got home (I hope) or are they still pushing skittles under the door?
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:15 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Quasimodo wrote:I was hoping for the rest of the story. She did let him out when she got home (I hope) or are they still pushing skittles under the door?
+10
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:29 pm
by _Ten Bear
Why isn't this thread a poll?
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:44 pm
by _just me
OMG, that is a little frightening!
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:48 pm
by _Ceeboo
Quasimodo wrote:I was hoping for the rest of the story. She did let him out when she got home (I hope) or are they still pushing skittles under the door?
Last report was that he remains locked in the basement and that the green skittles are being returned under the same door.
Peace,
Ceeboo
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:53 pm
by _Quasimodo
Ceeboo wrote:Quasimodo wrote:I was hoping for the rest of the story. She did let him out when she got home (I hope) or are they still pushing skittles under the door?
Last report was that he remains locked in the basement and that the green skittles are being returned under the same door.
Peace,
Ceeboo
LOL!!!!!!!
Re: The perils of missionary work
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 12:10 am
by _Joseph
How did the kid know Belmnot likes skittles?