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HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 3:57 pm
by _zeezrom
I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:02 pm
by _The Nehor
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father.
This is either guesswork or you are claiming revelation. If they are both omniscient then they would both know that this was being communicated. In other words, trash-talking their partner to you is exacerbating the problem. Stop tearing your parents apart.
Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
How would we know this?
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:08 pm
by _Chap
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:10 pm
by _Some Schmo
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
It can't be annulled if they've consummated the marriage.
But yeah, things haven't been the same since she shouted out Zeus' name that one night. What would you expect from a jealous god?
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:10 pm
by _Hades
Maybe Heavenly Mother is getting tired of being barefoot and pregnant all the time. It has to get old watching Heavenly Father make the rounds to all the other Heavenly Mothers in his harem. Who could blame her for wanting a break from all that?
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:12 pm
by _Some Schmo
Chap wrote:zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Clearly they'd go to the mother. Absent fathers never win.
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:19 pm
by _Some Schmo
Overheard in a conversation between god and his divorce lawyer:
"I've been informed that your soon to be ex-wife has retained counsel."
"Oh yeah? Who's the devil's advocate?"
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:21 pm
by _Chap
zeezrom wrote:I have this strange feeling that Heavenly Mother (1) is getting tired of being married to Heavenly Father. Does anyone else have this feeling? I think there might come a day in the near future when we find they are divorced and the sealing is annulled.
Some Schmo wrote:Chap wrote:
If that happens, who will get custody of the kids?
Clearly they'd go to the mother. Absent fathers never win.
Sounds good to me. I have never liked the way Dad tries to 'toughen us up' and 'test us' by putting us in harm's way all the time. I don't treat my kids like that.
I think being looked after by Mom would be fine. I bet she doesn't make us keep on saying how great she is all the time, like Dad does. He has issues, big-time. Maybe the divorce will finally get him into counseling?
Hope the judge doesn't make us visit Dad at weekends, though.
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:32 pm
by _Some Schmo
Chap wrote:Hope the judge doesn't make us visit Dad at weekends, though.
Given the number of his kids that only see him Sundays, you'd think the divorce was already final.
Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:39 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Some Schmo wrote:Overheard in a conversation between god and his divorce lawyer:
"I've been informed that your soon to be ex-wife has retained counsel."
"Oh yeah? Who's the devil's advocate?"
Lol...