Saying my Goodbyes

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_Jersey Girl
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Saying my Goodbyes

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Hello Folks,

It has come to my attention that the world as we know it will end tomorrow, Saturday, at 6 p.m. my time. In the event that I actually DO make the cut for the rapture, I would like my worldly goods dispersed as follows:

Shades,

Please use the IP address to locate the Jersey homestead. There you will find a Pug at the door barking her ever lovin' tail off. Please send her to Stak. She eats two small meals per day (no grains!!!) and likes to dress up.

If you cannot locate the house via IP address, just listen for the Pug.

I would like Spurven Ten Sing to have the convertible. ;-)

I would like beastie to have my personal library to be used to build up the left behind Atheist community.

I would like you, Shades, to have my rustic house and everything in it. There is a cute little spot in the back that would be perfect for a jacuzzi...do with it what you will.

At least half the beer needs to go to Gadianton.

In the event that I do NOT make the rapture cut on Saturday, please disregard this message and STAY OUT OF MY FOOD STORAGE!!!

Yours in gest,
Jersey Girl
:-D

p.s. If the prophets are wrong, I will be at the movie theater viewing the latest Pirates movie starring Johnny Depp who has, by all accounts, perfected the smokey eye look.


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_just me
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Nice.

I've already been raptured. They have WiFi.
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Jersey Girl wrote:I would like you, Shades, to have my rustic house and everything in it. There is a cute little spot in the back that would be perfect for a jacuzzi...do with it what you will.

Thank you!

p.s. If the prophets are wrong, I will be at the movie theater viewing the latest Pirates movie starring Johnny Depp who has, by all accounts, perfected the smokey eye look.

Can a Pirates of the Carribean movie succeed without Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom?
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_Quasimodo
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Toodles, Jersey.

I'm sure I won't make the rapture. I'll be happy for you if you do. Say hi to God and everybody for me.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

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_harmony
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Dr. Shades wrote:
p.s. If the prophets are wrong, I will be at the movie theater viewing the latest Pirates movie starring Johnny Depp who has, by all accounts, perfected the smokey eye look.

Can a Pirates of the Carribean movie succeed without Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom?


J Lo and Johnny Depp? Surely you jest! Or just Johnny! Hello!
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_Jersey Girl
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Dr. Shades wrote:Can a Pirates of the Carribean movie succeed without Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom?


With a little help from a Rough Rolling Stone, yes, I believe so.

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_beastie
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Jersey Girl wrote:
I would like beastie to have my personal library to be used to build up the left behind Atheist community.



Forget that! We're all going to be doing some serious partying.
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_moksha
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Perhaps you can have a little rapture with Johnny Depp.
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_Bond James Bond
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Wouldn't it be hee-larious if it actually happened? I'd LOL
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Re: Saying my Goodbyes

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Jersey Girl wrote:With a little help from a Rough Rolling Stone, yes, I believe so.

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He is one of the world's yummiest humans...
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