What???????? Still here???
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_jskains
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What???????? Still here???
Did I miss Jesus? Am I now part of the suffering till October 21st? I had some heartburn this morning. Is that part of my suffering till God sends the Vogon Construction Fleet to level Earth?
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_Quasimodo
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Re: What???????? Still here???
jskains wrote:Did I miss Jesus? Am I now part of the suffering till October 21st? I had some heartburn this morning. Is that part of my suffering till God sends the Vogon Construction Fleet to level Earth?
I think it's supposed to happen at 6pm Eastern time. You still have a chance to get raptured. Don't max out your credit cards (just in case).
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
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Yes, but 6:00pm somewhere already happened!
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I was going to make a post but, as I would have certainly guessed :), I have been taken and no longer have a computer.
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Peace,
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Peace,
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jskains wrote:Yes, but 6:00pm somewhere already happened!
JMS
That's true, but Mr. Camping (the Prophet), says 6 pm Eastern. I don't know why it's at that time.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
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Quasimodo wrote:jskains wrote:Yes, but 6:00pm somewhere already happened!
JMS
That's true, but Mr. Camping (the Prophet), says 6 pm Eastern. I don't know why it's at that time.
Oh... You better get your electronic thumb ready then.... And don't ever forget your towel.
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_zeezrom
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I was taken as well! I'm in heaven now. It's amazing up here guys! Oh, and guess what. Heavenly Mother really did divorce her hubby. She did it back when her hubby sent Nephi's younger bro off to visit Joseph Smith with a flaming sword. That was the last straw, apparently.
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jskains wrote:Did I miss Jesus? Am I now part of the suffering till October 21st? I had some heartburn this morning. Is that part of my suffering till God sends the Vogon Construction Fleet to level Earth?
What a remarkable display of bigotry on your part, jskains, that you would ridicule and attack these people's sacred beliefs. Shame on you.
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Perhaps the rapture will finally end the debate about America's most pressing issues, like whether or not we'll have professional football next season. I for one welcome our soon to be zombie overlords if they can guarantee no work stoppages and no expanded NFL season.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
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I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Doctor Scratch wrote:jskains wrote:Did I miss Jesus? Am I now part of the suffering till October 21st? I had some heartburn this morning. Is that part of my suffering till God sends the Vogon Construction Fleet to level Earth?
What a remarkable display of bigotry on your part, jskains, that you would ridicule and attack these people's sacred beliefs. Shame on you.
Why would any TBM mock these people? TBMs believe the same thing, except their leaders are smart enough not to prophecy the exact date. It is funny to see other christians mocking these people (reminds me of a great and spacious building) as if their (the other christian's) beliefs are totally normal and backed by hard science.
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