The Journal of Timothy R. Berman Studies?

[_MrStakhanovite]

Poor Tim never saw this coming I bet.

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[_MrStakhanovite]

Does doing something like writing erotic stories and putting them out on the internet count as something that can get you hauled into the Bishop's office?

[_EAllusion]

Catch the part where the fantasy woman is grateful for his Mary Sue's small penis?

Really, just a series of unfortunate choices here.

[_Blixa]

I could not endure to the end. The avatar/description connection mentioned by Scratch, the WS-esque emphasis on aging female flesh referenced by Cam, the florid prose alluded to by runtu, etc. I think LDST summed it up by saying the story in question seems like a ball of wax with all kinds of mopolofetish stuck to it.

But by far the worst is the avatar. I don't want to have that image in my mind while I'm reading anything, let alone a creepy wank yarn.

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Come now, my sweet, feel my warm breath against your smooth skin.....

[_Polygamy-Porter]

I bet his wife would love reading his erotica...

LOL! Look at the page where this is published:

"More: Scrotum Mmmm Pajama Bottoms Tickling Calves"

I wonder if he should include this talent that he claims to have on his Mormon.org profile?

http://Mormon.org/me/17NK-eng/Timothy

[_Polygamy-Porter]

I wonder who the male character in his Ocean writing is?

Wrapping her arms around him, he placed one hand at the small of her back, and another at the base of her neck and rolled so she was atop his stocky frame.

And this confession:

He was not well-endowed as most men. Only five inches,

[_Spurven Ten Sing]

HAHAHA!!! Seattle Ghost Writer! Someone save this page before he kills it!

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HAHAHA!!! Seattle Ghost Writer! Someone save this page before he kills it!

From his public Facebook: (Moderator Note)Enough! No more linking to Facebook accounts! I don't care if they're public or private. Liz



From the looks of the family photos, I'd bet the woman in his fantasy is not his wife..


NOTE: The Facebook link is from his PUBLIC siggy at MD&D.

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

I think most of you guys are being way too harsh on this guy. Just remember, the Marquis de Sade's works were also initially critizised. This, my friends, is great literature:

He growled. Low at first, but soon it grew louder as he pulled her against him, burying his face in the curve of her neck. His orgasm splashing within her as she gave into her own orgasm, both moaned and growled as their bodies shuddered in pleasure. She had never experienced this type of pleasure with someone.

"Why would any lady leave you?" She whispered in his ear as he held her in his arms "Why would any woman give this up?" she felt him go soft and she moved from off him, resting her head on his chest. "A man who could bring that type of passion to bed is something I would never give up." She kissed him as he smiled at her.

"I love you too," he said.