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Flush from their recent success, the apostate evangelist jihad is moving on to new targets. My sources tell me they are following some promising leads:

10. Thomas S. Monson is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
9. Liz doesn't actually own any handcuffs.
8. Pahoran once descended into a brief dissociatve fugue wherein he actually treated apostates with kindness.
7. In his spare time, bcspace writes "Sex and the City" fan fiction.
6. Consiglieri has a bullseye fetish.
5. Sometimes Nomad, Wheat, and Silver Hammer have trouble remembering which one is which.
4. In one or two documented cases, someone has actually understood Wade (though not intentionally).
3. Droopy posts on DemocraticUnderground as "Compassionate_Evil."
2. The Three Nephites owe a lot of back tithing.
1. When Lou Midgley is drunk, he posts as "Runtu."

This was hilarious - I'm surprised I'm the first to respond!

Runtu wrote:Flush from their recent success, the apostate evangelist jihad is moving on to new targets. My sources tell me they are following some promising leads:

10. Thomas S. Monson is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
9. Liz doesn't actually own any handcuffs.
8. Pahoran once descended into a brief dissociatve fugue wherein he actually treated apostates with kindness.
7. In his spare time, bcspace writes "Sex and the City" fan fiction.
6. Consiglieri has a bullseye fetish.
5. Sometimes Nomad, Wheat, and Silver Hammer have trouble remembering which one is which.
4. In one or two documented cases, someone has actually understood Wade (though not intentionally).
3. Droopy posts on DemocraticUnderground as "Compassionate_Evil."
2. The Three Nephites owe a lot of back tithing.
1. When Lou Midgley is drunk, he posts as "Runtu."

Needless to say (then why am I saying it? I ask myself) whoever it was who unintentionally actually understood Wade also unintentionally made Wade's point for him.