William Schryver: Everyone's a winner!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:18 pm
I hope the fanfare has died down sufficiently to point out the positives in the William Schryver (WS from here on out) fiasco. I'm not an optimist by nature, but I think that everyone came out a winner.
MsJack: First and foremost, MsJack came out of the WS situation as the biggest winner. I have followed MsJack's posts for a few years now and I can tell you one thing about her: There is no bigger champion of Mormon women than is MsJack. What's more, her unique position allows her to do something about it, she's not a member so there is literally nothing the church can do to her. By pointing our WS's misogyny she struck a blow for Mormon women everywhere. I think this also points out one of the unfortunate truths about the LDS church and its subsidiaries: it is more likely to do the right thing when interested outsiders agitate on behalf of doing the right thing. Hooray for MsJack and her example of being a passionate outsider fighting for truth and justice inside Mormondom.
NAMIRS/FARMS: WS has provided a valuable service for the ladies and gentlemen of FARMS for the past few years. They have been able to ignore the Book of Abraham (Book of Abraham) issue. Any inquiry into Book of Abraham problems could be met with the following excuse, "Yes, I know that seems like a problem but some interesting and valuable research is coming to light soon which will clarify a lot of these issues. Instead of jumping the gun, let's just wait for this new research, which should come real soon." The beauty of being able to say that is that it was at least in theory 100% accurate, but it also let the researchers stop trying to figure out a way to explain the Book of Abraham.
But FARMS also comes out a double winner. They now get to come out as anti-misogyny and pro-women (sort of). In the 21st century being able to do this is always a winning proposition, and it would not have been possible if MsJack had not forced the issue. FARMS really should send MsJack flowers and candy for providing them with this golden opportunity.
LDS Church: How many people's testimonies were salvaged or apostasies slowed down because of WS's supposed new research? While those on the boards would say "none," I'm not so sure about that. I'm guessing at least a few people had their testimonies saved or they at least put off their eventual apostasy for a few months or years. After all, why apostasize when not all of the facts are in? This has kept people serving the LDS church and paying tithing to the LDS church, which is a big win for the LDS church.
The Message Boards: All of the conversations about WS's future grand publications are now over. People can get back to discussing actual Book of Abraham issues, and not some theoretical game changer that will arrive sometime in the future.
William Schryver: Last but not least, WS is a big winner too. He was able to play a shell game for years in the name of defending the church. That's got to earn some points, maybe enough to get that calling and election made sure. If sticking your neck out for the church can't earn your calling and election made sure, what could?
WS also no longer has to write his paper. I'm guessing there never was any intention of writing a paper and that he hasn't even started on it. The whole point of the drama over the past few years was to play an elaborate shell game on behalf of FARMS and the LDS church while WS had a little fun on the message boards. The misogyny was unfortunate, but there had to be something keeping people interested in the shell game. You can only say "I've got a game changer which will be published real soon" so many times before people start ignoring you. However, if you throw in some controversy and drama it keeps people interested and you can extend the drama exponentially. It's too bad WS couldn't find something a little less disgusting and vulgar to keep the game going, but no one is perfect and miracles are hard to come by (yes, that was a little WS pun thrown in for old time's sake).
So all in all, Everyone's a winner!
MsJack: First and foremost, MsJack came out of the WS situation as the biggest winner. I have followed MsJack's posts for a few years now and I can tell you one thing about her: There is no bigger champion of Mormon women than is MsJack. What's more, her unique position allows her to do something about it, she's not a member so there is literally nothing the church can do to her. By pointing our WS's misogyny she struck a blow for Mormon women everywhere. I think this also points out one of the unfortunate truths about the LDS church and its subsidiaries: it is more likely to do the right thing when interested outsiders agitate on behalf of doing the right thing. Hooray for MsJack and her example of being a passionate outsider fighting for truth and justice inside Mormondom.
NAMIRS/FARMS: WS has provided a valuable service for the ladies and gentlemen of FARMS for the past few years. They have been able to ignore the Book of Abraham (Book of Abraham) issue. Any inquiry into Book of Abraham problems could be met with the following excuse, "Yes, I know that seems like a problem but some interesting and valuable research is coming to light soon which will clarify a lot of these issues. Instead of jumping the gun, let's just wait for this new research, which should come real soon." The beauty of being able to say that is that it was at least in theory 100% accurate, but it also let the researchers stop trying to figure out a way to explain the Book of Abraham.
But FARMS also comes out a double winner. They now get to come out as anti-misogyny and pro-women (sort of). In the 21st century being able to do this is always a winning proposition, and it would not have been possible if MsJack had not forced the issue. FARMS really should send MsJack flowers and candy for providing them with this golden opportunity.
LDS Church: How many people's testimonies were salvaged or apostasies slowed down because of WS's supposed new research? While those on the boards would say "none," I'm not so sure about that. I'm guessing at least a few people had their testimonies saved or they at least put off their eventual apostasy for a few months or years. After all, why apostasize when not all of the facts are in? This has kept people serving the LDS church and paying tithing to the LDS church, which is a big win for the LDS church.
The Message Boards: All of the conversations about WS's future grand publications are now over. People can get back to discussing actual Book of Abraham issues, and not some theoretical game changer that will arrive sometime in the future.
William Schryver: Last but not least, WS is a big winner too. He was able to play a shell game for years in the name of defending the church. That's got to earn some points, maybe enough to get that calling and election made sure. If sticking your neck out for the church can't earn your calling and election made sure, what could?
WS also no longer has to write his paper. I'm guessing there never was any intention of writing a paper and that he hasn't even started on it. The whole point of the drama over the past few years was to play an elaborate shell game on behalf of FARMS and the LDS church while WS had a little fun on the message boards. The misogyny was unfortunate, but there had to be something keeping people interested in the shell game. You can only say "I've got a game changer which will be published real soon" so many times before people start ignoring you. However, if you throw in some controversy and drama it keeps people interested and you can extend the drama exponentially. It's too bad WS couldn't find something a little less disgusting and vulgar to keep the game going, but no one is perfect and miracles are hard to come by (yes, that was a little WS pun thrown in for old time's sake).
So all in all, Everyone's a winner!