What to do about our Joseph problem
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:49 pm
When Eric Cartman went through and ate all of the skin from a bucket of KFC fried chicken, causing Kenny to start crying, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny decide they've finally had enough. They decide to ignore Eric, causing him to think that he has died and is now a ghost.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... es-cartman
Perplexed by his current state - stuck on Earth as a ghost - Eric soon learns that he must make all of his wrongs right and repent for his bad behavior before he can get to heaven, where a $10,000 cash prize awaits him.
It's really hard for me to think of a more pathetic specimen than someone who trolls the Internet as the self-ordained picture Sheriff and defender of images-nobody-gives-a-shit-about. Even the guy who buys a fancy camera, takes a black and white picture of an old barn, photoshops a watermark on it, and then claims to be a photographer with his own business is much less obnoxious than Officer Joseph. So what can we do with a person who thinks like this? A person who thinks that amateur pictures that no one would ever pay for have some kind of monetary value, and he is somehow not being a tool by pretending otherwise.
I have to admit, the thought of re-posting his gay little airplane avatar picture to see him compare it to Grand Theft Auto crossed my mind, but what would that accomplish? Joseph is a troll, for sure. He's also posted some embarrassingly racist and bigoted stuff in the past, so trolling him back or counting on him to feel embarrassed about his own behavior isn't going to work. If we ban him from the forum, he'll probably just act out even more (like LDS pornographer T. Berman). If we continue to ridicule him for being an Internet Sheriff and comparing pictures on the Internet to vaults of cash in a bank or stolen vehicles, he'll probably just stick around longer.
I must recommend the Eric Cartman treatment for "joseph." If everyone acts as though he is a ghost, including Simon, and totally ignores him forever, he may just disappear -- or at the very least repent and try for that $10,000 cash prize.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... es-cartman
Perplexed by his current state - stuck on Earth as a ghost - Eric soon learns that he must make all of his wrongs right and repent for his bad behavior before he can get to heaven, where a $10,000 cash prize awaits him.
It's really hard for me to think of a more pathetic specimen than someone who trolls the Internet as the self-ordained picture Sheriff and defender of images-nobody-gives-a-shit-about. Even the guy who buys a fancy camera, takes a black and white picture of an old barn, photoshops a watermark on it, and then claims to be a photographer with his own business is much less obnoxious than Officer Joseph. So what can we do with a person who thinks like this? A person who thinks that amateur pictures that no one would ever pay for have some kind of monetary value, and he is somehow not being a tool by pretending otherwise.
I have to admit, the thought of re-posting his gay little airplane avatar picture to see him compare it to Grand Theft Auto crossed my mind, but what would that accomplish? Joseph is a troll, for sure. He's also posted some embarrassingly racist and bigoted stuff in the past, so trolling him back or counting on him to feel embarrassed about his own behavior isn't going to work. If we ban him from the forum, he'll probably just act out even more (like LDS pornographer T. Berman). If we continue to ridicule him for being an Internet Sheriff and comparing pictures on the Internet to vaults of cash in a bank or stolen vehicles, he'll probably just stick around longer.
I must recommend the Eric Cartman treatment for "joseph." If everyone acts as though he is a ghost, including Simon, and totally ignores him forever, he may just disappear -- or at the very least repent and try for that $10,000 cash prize.