Ye Elders of MDB!

[_zeezrom]

I have it on good authority that our very own sock puppet has gone inactive from the terrestrial kingdom of MDB. This is a travesty. It simply won't do! I have torn a piece of my shirt off and inscribed on it the emblem of my rallying cry. I'm calling all Ye Elders of MDB!

We might wonder why he stopped participating. Is it a loss of faith or is he lazy or could it be he was offended? Whatever the cause, it is our solemn duty to reactivate this lost sheep who has gone astray.

Who is assigned to be Sock's hometeacher? Please consider visiting him at least weekly. We need him to feel the spirit of the board again. If you can center your lessons on the meat of MDB, surely the spirit will bless him and show him what he's missing.

Sisters! I ask that you rally the MDB Relief Society and send in the dinners and cookies. Show Sox the love. Use your femininity to do good in Sock's life. Share with him the spirit of the board! Just because you don't have the priesthood, doesn't mean you can't also act as honorable instruments in God's hands. Just make sure you check with bishop before spending your budget.

Who is on the activities commitee? Let's invite him to some events totally unrelated to board moderators or censorship. Don't mention the words! The important thing is that we get him back into full fellowship to partake with us in the true and living spirit of the board!

Amen and Amen!

Zee

[_zeezrom]

Sniff... Wipe a tear...