Should we organize the Shady Acres 1st Ward?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

We need to fill all of the positions from Bishop down to compassionate service leader in the Relief Society.

Start things off with the head of the heap.

Bishop?

His counselors?

Relief Society Prez?

and her counselors?

EQ Prez?

Remember these must be inspired, so please fast and pray about your choices.

[_Simon Belmont]

I've received revelation that I am supposed to be Ward Janitor.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

I've received revelation that I am supposed to be Ward Janitor.

OK, sounds great! Especially since you are always telling tall tales.

Perfect match!

Oh wait, they no longer have that position, as it is expected that all members take a turn pushing the vac or slopping the mop.

[_zeezrom]

Simon seems like a great ward clerk. I don't know why. Porter would make a great EQ Pres.

I would only vote on a bishop that would be fun to be alone with behind the closed door.

[_harmony]

I have previous experience as the bishop.

[_DrW]

While it is not an official or recognized position, I have heard that every Ward needs one - I therefore seek to be the Ward Apostate.

It is about all I could handle nowadays.

[_zeezrom]

Harmony,

You'd make an awesome bishop!

[_Bond James Bond]

I'll be naïve investigator.

[_moksha]

Porter would make a great EQ Pres.

Are you certain he wouldn't be better as the Ward Pianist?

[_just me]

I would like to be a priest(ess). I will be in charge of sacrament.