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Yes, it’s that time again for the Cassius University’s Annual Fund Drive. This year, all proceeds from T-shirt sales will go to a charitable cause, The Action Committee to Bring Sockpuppet Back to the Terrestrial Board.

The Great Board War of 2011 was a horrible time for several people here and at MAD. It’s now time to stop for a moment and remember the people who perished in this horrid war, and to honor the people who fought for liberty and freedom and brought peace again.

Many people here and at MAD, say that it’s time to forget, forgive and move on. Many people say that it is ancient history and we should be looking to the future, not to the past. But I say if we don’t look to the past, if we don’t always remember the atrocities in the past, how can we prevent them from happening in the future?

What better way to remember the past than to order your “The Great Board War of 2011” T-shirt.

All T-shirts are available in light cotton and in all sizes for men and women at the Cassius University bookstore.

It's time to open our hearts and our wallets.

I'm buying the special edition T-shirt that says "It would have been hell if not for the Devilish Rogue" on the back.

The tree of Freedom is watered with the blood of MDB Patriots.

Put me down for 10.

My white "If you were Apostate you'd be banned by now" T-shirt is now pink when I washed it with the red Nemesis/Juliann Juno shirt. Need my money back, or at least a trade.

Spurven Ten Sing wrote:My white "If you were Apostate you'd be banned by now" T-shirt is now pink when I washed it with the red Nemesis/Juliann Juno shirt. Need my money back, or at least a trade.

Sorry, but all sales are final. However, I do have a raffle ticket for a chance to win a lunch with Michael Ash if you are interested.

If we're walking around wearing these T-shits, most posters over on the MDD board won't know what its referring to. Why? Because nobody aside from Nemesis and a couple of others pay any attention to this place at all. We need to just give up any hope that the posters over there will care enough to notice us.

Oh, I found some previews of the t-shirts at the Cassius University Bookstore:



And this one must have been designed by Professor E. Allusion:



I can't wait to place my order!

Are the #%#)^_)#%#@*# "Wife Beaters" still on backorder?

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:

Spurven Ten Sing wrote:My white "If you were Apostate you'd be banned by now" T-shirt is now pink when I washed it with the red Nemesis/Juliann Juno shirt. Need my money back, or at least a trade.

Sorry, but all sales are final. However, I do have a raffle ticket for a chance to win a lunch with Michael Ash if you are interested.

If you had made it a raffle ticket to get OUT of lunch with Mike Ash...