Darrick's dialogue with Mormon Women

[_daheshism]

Darrick: Mormon women, for decades I treated you with utter respect and honesty, and you returned that with utter disrespect and dishonesty. I treated you like gold, and you treated me like s***t.

Mormon women: Well Darrick, maybe you ARE s***t, and therefore we treated you according to your merit.

Darrick: But did not Jesus say to do unto others as you wanted them to do unto you?

Mormon women: That doesn't apply to you. It only applies to men we respect.

Darrick: But why did you disrespect me? I did nothing to deserve it.

Mormon women: Ah, but you did. You looked at us, or in our general direction. That insulted us. Your direct eye-contact was saying to us you wanted us sexually, and that insulted us. So, we had the right to insult you back.

Darrick: What? How was my making eye-contact saying to you that I wanted to mate with you? Did I even ask you for a date?

Mormon women: You can't fool us. Every loser wants sex from us. Every Mormon male we've known since the age of 13 has tried to get sex from us in one way or another. Are you different? We think not. You stared at us, which means you were asking for sex, but we are you superiors, you are a loser, so we felt insulted.

Darrick: I looked at you for 1 second and you call that 1 hour? Did I ever ask for a date much less for sex from you?

Mormon women: Again, you DID ask, through your eyes, which bulge, which is the sign you wanted sex from us, and that disgusted us, so we had the right to insult you back because you insulted us first.

Darrick: My eyes bulge because that is the way God or nature made me. I look this way all the time. I wasn't trying to send you subliminal messages. I wasn't trying to have sex with you. In fact, as a Mormon I believed that sex of all kinds outside of marriage was evil and sinful.

Mormon women: C'mon Darrick! We're not fools. Every single Mormon guy we've ever dated asked us for sex, or tried to force it out
of us. You saying you're not the same as all the rest?

Darrick: As a Mormon I would have sooner cut my own throat than had sex with anyone. I took my religion seriously.

Mormon women: Oh, you lie so! Remember, we can lie to you 100 trillion times a day and it does not make us liars, but if men lie to us
1 time it makes them liars. So, Darrick, you must be a liar, because we don't believe you. Guys always try to get sex, and Mormon guys are not different from any other guy.

Darrick: I beg to differ. Some Mormon guys are not like that, but you did not wish to date them. You wanted the immoral Mormon guys. Those are the guys who turned you on.

Mormon women: Why would we wish to date losers like you?

Darrick: You didn't have to. I wasn't asking you for anyting but respect and honesty, as I gave you, but in return you gave me disrespect and dishonesty.

Mormon women: Again, we were doing you a favor by not being completely honest with you. We were concerned that if we told you what a loser you were, that would hurt your feelings, so we thought it best to lie to you instead, for your own good of course.

Darrick: Well, I would have preferred the truth over lies any day.

Mormon women: Ok, here is the truth. You insulted us with your presence. You insult us by just being in the general vacinity, because you are a LOSER! We are far, far superior to you. You are very inferior to us. So, when we saw you at the dances, we felt insulted.

Darrick: I don't look upon others as "superior" or "inferior" but as "equal but different". Different types like different brands. I look at everyone on a horizontal scale, while you perceive everyone on a vertible scale and place yourselves at the top.

Mormon women: How you perceive others is of no interest to us. We simply did not appreciate that you were around us, staring at us, giving us subliminal messages with your bulding eyes like you wanted to have sex with us. Creeped us out.

Darrick: Again, I was not staring at you. You perceive a one second eye-to-eye contact as "staring"? I was not trying to give you any subliminal messages. My eyes bulge because that is how I look. Some people have inset eyes, others outset. I wasn't trying to give you any non-verbal messages. You invented this all in your heads.

Mormon women: We just think you're a loser, and we felt insulted by your presence, and we had the right to insult you back.

Darrick: But why am I a loser in your eyes?

Mormon women: Because your clothes were cheap, and your car was old and beaten up. Look in the mirror. Your very presence insulted us.

Darrick: My cothes were cheap, and my car old and beaten up, because I was doing research to help defend the Church.

Mormon women: We don't care for the reason why. You're a loser. We are winners. We just like men who are winners. To them alone we give our respect and love.

Darrick And sex.

Mormon women: None of your business what we do in our private lives. Publicly we go to Church and we obey Church rules. But in private we do whatever pleases us, whatever will get us the man with the most money so he can provide for us and our children, to give us the most comfortable life possible.

Darrick: Ok, marry winners, but why treat me with such loathing and dishonesty and disrepect?

Mormon women: Because we loath and disrect you! Can you think of a better reason? Because you're a LOSER. Your very presence reminds us of failure, the thing we hate most. We hate you because we hate poverty, and we hate failure.

Darrick: I would encourage you to read the Gospels, and the words of Jesus, if you claim to be His followers; to treat others as YOU would like to be treated, that is Lesson One, Day One, of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, a Gospel you claim to follow.

Mormon women: Look, we don't need to be lectured by losers ok? We have comfortable lives, successful husbands, nice houses. Our children are in private schools. See Darrick! See the blessings God has given to us? We have wealth. You have poverty. Is this not PROOF that God is on our side?

Darrick: I know the men you married. True, you have wealth. But, I know the men. I know they cheated on you with other women while you were engaged. I know they lie to you and you believe every word. I know they expect to have multiple wives in the Celestial Kingdom. I know they plan to have sex with their most beautiful spirit-daughters so they can provide bodies for Saviors for the fallen worlds they create. I know they think you are "stupid" and inferior to themselves, for they have told me so many times. Good luck, dear Mormon women, on being exalted among the Gods and Goddesses with these beloved husbands of yours. Good luck, because you're gonna need it!

[_Buffalo]

Get psychiatric help.

[_truth dancer]

Ok, so every LDS woman is a disgusting, liar and every LDS man is a horrible, disgusting guy.

So...?

What in the world is your point?

Really Darrick, we know you think this. We got it after the first 100 threads you started to tell us how you feel about LDS women and LDS men.

WE GET IT!

Yet, you still go to LDS single dances?

~td~

[_Bond James Bond]

There are plenty of monastic orders that would love to have you. There are plenty of people who hope you join one that requires a vow of silence and seclusion. Both would solve all our problems.

[_Runtu]

Why does this dialogue seem more like a monologue?

In all seriousness, someone who is willing to condemn an entire group of people because he doesn't have what he wants is in need of professional help.

[_Yoda]

There are plenty of monastic orders that would love to have you. There are plenty of people who hope you join one that requires a vow of silence and seclusion. Both would solve all our problems.

Amen!

[_Simon Belmont]

This guy, along with Joseph need to be banned.

[_Joseph]

blemish, I have never had problems finding women.

derik, women have a secret hotline where they pass on the names and information on total losers. Your picture is at the top of their webpages.

[_Jersey Girl]

Your bizarre obsessions are beyond out of control and you are in need of psyche support.

Get off this board and make a call to your doctor for a psyche referral.

[_Jersey Girl]

Your bizarre obsessions are beyond out of control and you are in need of psyche support.

Get off this board and make a call to your doctor for a psyche referral.