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I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:17 pm
by _Buffalo
the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."
Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.
How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:19 pm
by _Scottie
I do, however, find it sexy when my wife yells, "OH GOD!" in bed.
Just sayin...
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:21 pm
by _stemelbow
Buffalo wrote:the idea of "inviting the Lord into your bedroom."
Or even worse, starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that.
How would you even sustain an interest in going through with it after an opening prayer? Seriously.
Well, you're the one who knows these particular people, or so it seems, why odn't you ax them?
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:50 pm
by _Some Schmo
Buffalo wrote:...starting sex with an opening prayer. And yet, there are members who do that. Seriously.
Well, there goes my lunch.
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:01 pm
by _Buffalo
Now, obviously I can think of a lot of things creepier than this. Hyperbole, obviously.
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:52 pm
by _The Nehor
It's amazing how ex-mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:54 pm
by _Runtu
The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
We know you, after all. ;-)
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:01 pm
by _Runtu
I'm reminded of two separate statements I heard from relatives:
"My son asked me if, in 35 years of marriage, I ever saw my wife without her garments on. The answer is no."
"I'm so glad we have garments. Think of all the money I have saved not having to buy lingerie."
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:05 pm
by _The Nehor
Runtu wrote:The Nehor wrote:It's amazing how ex-Mormons always knew the weirdest church members.
We know you, after all. ;-)
Yes but you met me because you left. :)
Am I encouraging apostasy?
Re: I can think of few things creepier than
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:07 pm
by _Runtu
The Nehor wrote:Yes but you met me because you left. :)
Am I encouraging apostasy?
I thought I knew you before I left. Maybe I'm wrong.