Re: Time to Call It: "Witnesses" is a Box Office Flop
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:48 am
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No doubt that DCP learned a lot about show business and fundraising during the making of Witnesses. If DCP’s health doesn’t deteriorate any further, I think we can expect a better, more expensive movie next time.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:41 amI’m going to side with the Reverend on this one. I’m not sure how one goes about raising a million or so dollars for a theatrical film, but the fact is Mr. Peterson did it. That, in of itself, is remarkable. Then, bringing people together to collaborate, donate their services, labor for free or significantly reduced fees, and then promote their product is not only noteworthy, but very admirable. I admire him for that. Well done.
- Doc
So, Saturday’s Warriors?Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:56 amNo doubt that DCP learned a lot about show business and fundraising during the making of Witnesses. If DCP’s health doesn’t deteriorate any further, I think we can expect a better, more expensive movie next time.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:41 am
I’m going to side with the Reverend on this one. I’m not sure how one goes about raising a million or so dollars for a theatrical film, but the fact is Mr. Peterson did it. That, in of itself, is remarkable. Then, bringing people together to collaborate, donate their services, labor for free or significantly reduced fees, and then promote their product is not only noteworthy, but very admirable. I admire him for that. Well done.
- Doc
I would love to see a film adaptation of Added Upon.
He needs something with a car chase scene and a gun fight.....perhaps he can do an imitation James Bond movie the hero can be James. What's your name? Mormon... James Mormon.Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:56 amNo doubt that DCP learned a lot about show business and fundraising during the making of Witnesses. If DCP’s health doesn’t deteriorate any further, I think we can expect a better, more expensive movie next time.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:41 am
I’m going to side with the Reverend on this one. I’m not sure how one goes about raising a million or so dollars for a theatrical film, but the fact is Mr. Peterson did it. That, in of itself, is remarkable. Then, bringing people together to collaborate, donate their services, labor for free or significantly reduced fees, and then promote their product is not only noteworthy, but very admirable. I admire him for that. Well done.
- Doc
I would love to see a film adaptation of Added Upon.
Despite the numerous similarities in plot, themes and characters between Added Upon and Saturday’s Warrior, DCP would have to pay film rights if he were to do a film adaptation of Saturday’s Warriors. But, Added Upon which is about 100 years old, is in the public domain.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:05 amSo, Saturday’s Warriors?Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:56 am
I would love to see a film adaptation of Added Upon.
- Doc
You know, if he can get the Wachowski brothers to produce and direct it, I’m in.Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:28 amDespite the numerous similarities in plot, themes and characters between Added Upon and Saturday’s Warrior, DCP would have to pay film rights if he were to do a film adaptation of Saturday’s Warriors. But, Added Upon which is about 100 years old, is in the public domain.
So, yes pretty much Saturday’s Warrior, but it would be called Added Upon.
I think that's a very nice way of looking at it. I mean, I respect Ed Wood and Tommy Wiseau for managing to get their "visions" produced, too. Of course, Wiseau and Wood occupy a far higher place in the pantheon of cinema that "Witnesses" can ever dream of occupying. The Reverend is right: Why didn't Mormons care more about this stupid movie? I chalk it all up to how fundamentally odious DCP and his projects are. This movie is basically a turd in the gutter of contemporary cinema, and I cannot tell you how richly satisfying it has been to see this thing flounder and fail. I cannot stop laughing about this.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:41 amI’m going to side with the Reverend on this one. I’m not sure how one goes about raising a million or so dollars for a theatrical film, but the fact is Mr. Peterson did it. That, in of itself, is remarkable. Then, bringing people together to collaborate, donate their services, labor for free or significantly reduced fees, and then promote their product is not only noteworthy, but very admirable. I admire him for that. Well done.
- Doc
Calling it Multiplied Upon would even be grander... Go BIG or go home.Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:28 amDespite the numerous similarities in plot, themes and characters between Added Upon and Saturday’s Warrior, DCP would have to pay film rights if he were to do a film adaptation of Saturday’s Warriors. But, Added Upon which is about 100 years old, is in the public domain.
So, yes pretty much Saturday’s Warrior, but it would be called Added Upon.