Guess who the flaming sword fighting angel was!

[_zeezrom]

Please pick one (or name another) and explain the reason for your choice!

My personal choice is Job. I'll bet that guy had a real chip on his shoulder.

Thank you!

Zee.

[_Buffalo]

I voted Moroni, but I'd maybe Solomon is a better choice. He was a serious enthusiast of that lifestyle.

[_keithb]

Tran Viet Chu (pre-mortal) -- I like his name the best. And, when dealing with mythology, I guess one answer is as good as any other.

[_Quasimodo]

I'm opting out of the above choices and choosing Casanova. He would have been well dead by then and thus an angel (or some such thing). Who better to tell Joseph Smith he needed to start fooling around with other women?

[_zeezrom]

I wish Joseph could have explained what the sword looked like. That would tell us a lot about what era/culture the angel grew up in.

[_moksha]

I'm opting out of the above choices and choosing Casanova.

Had you first tried to picture Ron Jeremy as a cherubim?

[_Quasimodo]

I'm opting out of the above choices and choosing Casanova.

Had you first tried to picture Ron Jeremy as a cherubim?

LOL!

Honestly, I had to Google Ron Jeremy. The Wiki had images.

Hard to picture him as cherubic. He does seem to have the baby fat required. Maybe with small wings...

[_daheshism]

Joseph Smith said an "angel with a flaming sword" forced him to "marry" all those women and young girls.

Angel=messenger=prophet=joseph smith

flaming=on fire, engulfed, engorged

sword=penis

i.e. joseph smith had a flaming hot penis which forced him to practice polygamy.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Perhaps it was a gay angel and the flaming sword was his flaming homosexual penis?

The angel said, (with a slight gay lisp) Look Josefff either you have sex with that little girl or I will have sex with yew.

So unless Joseph was a closet gay man, I guess he was stuck with a tough choice, statutory rape of an innocent little girl(minor), or getting plowed by the gay angel's flaming sword..

[_Brackite]

Jacob (the one who lived in Guatemala, 500 BC)

LOL!
And here is what Jacob wrote while he was living in Guatemala about 500 B.C.E.

Jacob 7:

[26] And it came to pass that I, Jacob, began to be old; and the record of this people being kept on the other plates of Nephi, wherefore, I conclude this record, declaring that I have written according to the best of my knowledge, by saying that the time passed away with us, and also our lives passed away like as it were unto us a dream, we being a lonesome and a solemn people, wanderers, cast out from Jerusalem, born in tribulation, in a wilderness, and hated of our brethren, which caused wars and contentions; wherefore, we did mourn out our days.

I voted for Solomon here since he had the most wives while living in the flesh.