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Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:19 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Rather than a poll of which way you believe, I had a new thought.
Since TBMs wear their devotion on their ass, errr sleeve, err under their sleeve, why not have a poll which asks which company stitches whats under your britches?
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:47 pm
by _zeezrom
Hanes and Evolve. One time I even tried going commando but found it to be overrated.
I think Garment wearers should consider taking every other year off. That way, garments always seem more noticeable. They will become a better reminder of the covenants! You don't want to become accustomed and laxidazical about your covenants, do you?
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:10 pm
by _Buffalo
The holy garments of Celestial Masonry are still absorbing the sweat from my naughty bits.
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:11 pm
by _just me
Victoria and Fruit of the Loom.
ETA: I love wearing Vic's cheeky panty to church. Makes me feel so wicked.
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:22 pm
by _zeezrom
Buffalo wrote:The holy garments of Celestial Masonry are still absorbing the sweat from my naughty bits.
Stay clear of threads like this, Buff. They might cause you to drop your NOM status. Seriously, Hanes are the greatest invention since the internal combustion engine.
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:25 pm
by _Yoda
Buffalo wrote:The holy garments of Celestial Masonry are still absorbing the sweat from my naughty bits.
LOL! Mine, too.
However, I have been known to wear Victoria Secret at appropriate moments...maybe inappropriate moments?
Damn, where is that devil smiley when I need it?!
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:33 pm
by _Runtu
I stopped wearing garments about five years ago, and it was really weird standing in the underwear section at the store because I had no idea what I should get. So, I bought one each of several styles to figure out which I liked the best. Settled on Hanes boxer-briefs.
For some reason, now I have this song stuck in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Uf1uN8haI
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:44 pm
by _zeezrom
LOL Runtu. I went with my wife to target to get mine. It felt like the day I started Jr. High gym class where I had to pick out a jock strap with my mom.
"Let me, let me see them Hanes (C'mon)!"
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:23 pm
by _Quasimodo
Costco. I always imagine a beautiful, young Chinese girl lovingly sewing my briefs together when I slip on my Kirklands.
Re: Underwear manufacture poll: Who covers your ass?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:31 pm
by _zeezrom
Quasimodo wrote:Costco. I always imagine a beautiful, young Chinese girl lovingly sewing my briefs together when I slip on my Kirklands.
By the way, Quas this reminds me of a story. I was trekking around Kathmandu one late afternoon and walked up some dark alley with my two friends. We walked past an open door and I looked in. Guess what I saw? Piles and piles of BYU sweaters. There were a couple of women sitting on the concrete floor toiling away, sewing them by hand.