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I had a pretty funny conversation with my kids this morning. We were talking about our vacation coming up and my 6-yr old asked if we have to go to church on the Sunday while we are away. I jokingly said yeah, we will go to my church in the forest and “you have to prepare a talk.” All 3 of them protested vehemently. I asked them what they are going to talk about and Little Zee #1 said she wants to give a talk about how Adam and Eve’s kids had to marry each other in order to start the human race. Little Zee #2 wants to talk about how God was made (a big bang of billions of atoms out in space), and Little Zee #3 will speak on why he hates church so much. Wow, I wish these topics were covered when I went to church! Fun stuff.

They sound like smart little Zeezes.

LMAO! Those are awesome.

Now that's a service I'd like to attend.

And when the Big Bad Wolf comes by and blows down the houses of straw and sticks their daddy taught them to build, daddy will have some explaining to do to his creator.


Bricks, anyone?

Droopy wrote:And when the Big Bad Wolf comes by and blows the houses of straw and sticks their daddy taught them to build, daddy will have some explaining to do to his creator.


Bricks, anyone?

Why, so you can throw them at Zee?

I suspect that if or when Zee meets his creator, he'll do what I plan on doing: he'll tell God he did the best he could with what he understood.

Runtu wrote:

Droopy wrote:And when the Big Bad Wolf comes by and blows the houses of straw and sticks their daddy taught them to build, daddy will have some explaining to do to his creator.


Bricks, anyone?

Why, so you can throw them at Zee?

I suspect that if or when Zee meets his creator, he'll do what I plan on doing: he'll tell God he did the best he could with what he understood.

I just hope Droopy isn't too upset when he finds us all there.

Droopy wrote:And when the Big Bad Wolf comes by and blows the houses of straw and sticks their daddy taught them to build, daddy will have some explaining to do to his creator.

True believers in God capitalize "Creator."

Lucretia MacEvil wrote:I just hope Droopy isn't too upset when he finds us all there.

Droopy might not make it. Being judgmental could well keep him out. Not a very Christian attitude.

zeezrom wrote:I had a pretty funny conversation with my kids this morning. We were talking about our vacation coming up and my 6-yr old asked if we have to go to church on the Sunday while we are away. I jokingly said yeah, we will go to my church in the forest and “you have to prepare a talk.” All 3 of them protested vehemently. I asked them what they are going to talk about and Little Zee #1 said she wants to give a talk about how Adam and Eve’s kids had to marry each other in order to start the human race. Little Zee #2 wants to talk about how God was made (a big bang of billions of atoms out in space), and Little Zee #3 will speak on why he hates church so much. Wow, I wish these topics were covered when I went to church! Fun stuff.

Sounds like you have been a great teacher zee. I am sure that all your little zee's came up with those topics themselves without adult influence over the last few months.

Lucretia MacEvil wrote:They sound like smart little Zeezes.

Yes...I wonder who their teacher is? Isn't it amazing the brainwashing that is done by parents. Of course, it is just a socialization process that every child goes through in the home and at school where understandings and values are imparted.