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Sons of Helaman
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:26 pm
by _Fiannan
http://www.sonsofhelaman.org/?p=homeJust curious as to people's thoughts on this.
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:13 am
by _beefcalf
The church instills the guilt, and for only twenty bucks an hour, the Sons of Helaman 'Whack-Stop' program can make the guilt go away... yay.
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:36 am
by _3sheets2thewind
what is a masturbation addiction?
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:31 am
by _Fiannan
3sheets2thewind wrote:what is a masturbation addiction?
From what I gather from their website, and this is just my interpretation, if you ever masturbated, and you might do it again, then you are addicted to it.
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:16 am
by _beefcalf
I think this is actually a step forward...
This organization of forward-thinking Latter-Day Saints are openly admitting that Priesthood Blessings do not work.
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:16 pm
by _Fiannan
beefcalf wrote:I think this is actually a step forward...
This organization of forward-thinking Latter-Day Saints are openly admitting that Priesthood Blessings do not work.
If sex is a God-given gift to human beings, how can you bless that into some sort of remission?
Re: Sons of Helaman
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:23 pm
by _DarkHelmet
The real sons of Helamen got so much tail they didn't need to masturbate.