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I've had many prophetic dreams. These are dreams which repeat themselves at least three times.

One dream I had when I was a Member only a short time. I had it three times, which means it was prophetic.

I drempt I was in a large room, like a cultural hall, and there were gorgeous young Mormon women (clothed, by the way) standing around the walls of the hall. All abut 18 years old and beautiful. Then the Mormon men starting running over and grabbing the girls, in a hurry. I thought, "I'd better get going too". I ran to grab one and she took off, and I went after another and she took off running. The other guys were just going over and grabbing a girl, and she didn't resist or run. But when I'd try to take one, she's take off. Finally, I chased a sexy girl to a door and she openned the door and closed it behind her. I quickly openned the door, and a bunch HUGE fat ugly girls came out laughing (as fat women do) and chasing me all around. Then I wake up.


And yes...this is exactly what happened in reality.

If dreams about chasing unattainable women (thrice) are the minimum for being a prophet then almost every pubescent boy is a prophet. Under these parameters I'd almost guarantee that Joseph Smith was a prophet.

daheshism wrote:I've had many prophetic dreams. These are dreams which repeat themselves at least three times.

One dream I had when I was a Member only a short time. I had it three times, which means it was prophetic.

I drempt I was in a large room, like a cultural hall, and there were gorgeous young Mormon women (clothed, by the way) standing around the walls of the hall. All abut 18 years old and beautiful. Then the Mormon men starting running over and grabbing the girls, in a hurry. I thought, "I'd better get going too". I ran to grab one and she took off, and I went after another and she took off running. The other guys were just going over and grabbing a girl, and she didn't resist or run. But when I'd try to take one, she's take off. Finally, I chased a sexy girl to a door and she openned the door and closed it behind her. I quickly openned the door, and a bunch HUGE fat ugly girls came out laughing (as fat women do) and chasing me all around. Then I wake up.


And yes...this is exactly what happened in reality.

LOL!!!

You need to listen to your inner prophet, daheshism! God or your subconscious is telling you to grab that beautiful, obese Mormon girl and settle down. She is someone who will love you nearly as much as chocolate malts and french fries.

Quasimodo wrote:You need to listen to your inner prophet, daheshism! God or your subconscious is telling you to grab that beautiful, obese Mormon girl and settle down. She is someone who will love you nearly as much as chocolate malts and french fries.

Very true. If you can't be with the one you fantasize about settle for one that will have you.

A prophetic nightmare. Welcome to my nightmare, prophet.

Bond James Bond wrote:Very true. If you can't be with the one you fantasize about settle for one that will have you.

Or he could stop arguing that women don't have free will when it comes to sex and accept them as people worthy of respect and hope that will get rid of his creeper vibes.

The Nehor wrote:

Bond James Bond wrote:Very true. If you can't be with the one you fantasize about settle for one that will have you.

Or he could stop arguing that women don't have free will when it comes to sex and accept them as people worthy of respect and hope that will get rid of his creeper vibes.

There's an option.

The Nehor wrote:Or he could stop arguing that women don't have free will when it comes to sex and accept them as people worthy of respect and hope that will get rid of his creeper vibes.

I don't think he recognizes the will of anyone but himself.

Quasimodo wrote:LOL!!!

You need to listen to your inner prophet, daheshism! God or your subconscious is telling you to grab that beautiful, obese Mormon girl and settle down. She is someone who will love you nearly as much as chocolate malts and french fries.

Do it for yourself, Derek. Do it for her. But most of all, do it for us, and for the continued sanity of this board.

I used to have a recurring dream when I was a kid that I was chased down by the little rabbit puppet from Captain Kangaroo.



Does that count?


All the Best!

--Consiglieri