I've Been Asked to Teach on a Very Strange Subject at Church
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:14 pm
Something very strange happened to me last Wednesday evening, and I would like to get input from the board about it.
There are many details which I will not share in this opening post because it would make it too long, but will gladly do so as we go along should there be interest.
I am the secretary in the high priest group leadership. We meet each Wednesday.
The first counselor took me aside last Wednesday and asked me if I wanted to teach the lesson in a couple of weeks. This is a first.
I said sure.
He said it will be fast Sunday, and he then emphasized that I was not to teach from any outside source, but only from approved church publications and the scriptures. He said this directive was coming from some place up the food chain, though he said he didn't know precisely whom it was coming from.
I said that, as long as the scriptures were allowable, we could still have some fun.
I asked what the subject was.
He shook his head slightly as if I weren't understanding and explained that the lesson itself was on how we should not use any outside materials in church lessons or classes but only approved church publications and the scriptures.
I was floored. I said I would think about it.
We had to set up chairs and tables for a ward activity, and all the time I was doing that, I kept thinking about this.
When we were done, I called the counselor over and asked, "You do know who I am, don't you?" He said yes.
I explained that although I understand where this directive about teaching materials is coming from, I believe it to be misguided and I disagree with it 100%. I told him I couldn't teach anything that I thought was wrong, and so if I taught a lesson on the subject, I would be teaching the exact opposite of what he wanted me to teach on.
I said I wouldn't want him to be mad at me to ask me to teach about one thing, and then to have me get up and teach the opposite; that I wouldn't want him to buy a pig in a poke without the pig saying something first.
I ended up talking to him for about half an hour, explaining why I felt the way I do, and at the end he seemed to be in agreement with me.
I told him I could make it a discussion where we talked about the pros and cons of this position, but he needed to know I was totally on the con side and would express myself accordingly.
I then asked him if he still wanted me to teach the lesson.
Amazingly, he said he did. I told him he could call it off should he come to his senses. He laughed and said he didn't think that would happen.
(I am still waiting for the other shoe to fall, but he saw me Sunday and said nothing about it, except to make sure I knew what Sunday the lesson would be.)
As I say, there are many other details that I can flesh out later, but right now I am soliciting people's thoughts--not only about this strange turn of events, but what I should talk about and what things might be a good idea to bring up during the lesson--should he really not come to his senses before then--or should somebody not slap him about until he regains his senses.
All the Best!
--Consiglieri
There are many details which I will not share in this opening post because it would make it too long, but will gladly do so as we go along should there be interest.
I am the secretary in the high priest group leadership. We meet each Wednesday.
The first counselor took me aside last Wednesday and asked me if I wanted to teach the lesson in a couple of weeks. This is a first.
I said sure.
He said it will be fast Sunday, and he then emphasized that I was not to teach from any outside source, but only from approved church publications and the scriptures. He said this directive was coming from some place up the food chain, though he said he didn't know precisely whom it was coming from.
I said that, as long as the scriptures were allowable, we could still have some fun.
I asked what the subject was.
He shook his head slightly as if I weren't understanding and explained that the lesson itself was on how we should not use any outside materials in church lessons or classes but only approved church publications and the scriptures.
I was floored. I said I would think about it.
We had to set up chairs and tables for a ward activity, and all the time I was doing that, I kept thinking about this.
When we were done, I called the counselor over and asked, "You do know who I am, don't you?" He said yes.
I explained that although I understand where this directive about teaching materials is coming from, I believe it to be misguided and I disagree with it 100%. I told him I couldn't teach anything that I thought was wrong, and so if I taught a lesson on the subject, I would be teaching the exact opposite of what he wanted me to teach on.
I said I wouldn't want him to be mad at me to ask me to teach about one thing, and then to have me get up and teach the opposite; that I wouldn't want him to buy a pig in a poke without the pig saying something first.
I ended up talking to him for about half an hour, explaining why I felt the way I do, and at the end he seemed to be in agreement with me.
I told him I could make it a discussion where we talked about the pros and cons of this position, but he needed to know I was totally on the con side and would express myself accordingly.
I then asked him if he still wanted me to teach the lesson.
Amazingly, he said he did. I told him he could call it off should he come to his senses. He laughed and said he didn't think that would happen.
(I am still waiting for the other shoe to fall, but he saw me Sunday and said nothing about it, except to make sure I knew what Sunday the lesson would be.)
As I say, there are many other details that I can flesh out later, but right now I am soliciting people's thoughts--not only about this strange turn of events, but what I should talk about and what things might be a good idea to bring up during the lesson--should he really not come to his senses before then--or should somebody not slap him about until he regains his senses.
All the Best!
--Consiglieri