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Entry 1: Today I, Dr. Peterson, slayed "my malevolent stalker" Dr. Scratch about "reasonable observers" PMs. Dr. Scratch doesn't even realize I pwned him today. Critics on MDB don't get it. They just have no spiritual vision.

I relish and delight in these little soirees. Doing it for Jesus. It is, after all, what Jesus would do.

Young stemelbow joined in the crusade against the evil Dr. Scratch, and then took on Kevin Graham, who has turned to the Dark Side even more surely than did Anakin Skywalker when he became Darth Vader. It is a great day in the annals of Mormon apologetics. God rest Hugh Nibley's soul.

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I wonder what other entries there might be?

Daniel Peterson wrote:Good grief! Scratch does have secret informers, after all!

Somebody's hacked my computer and stolen my latest diary entry, complete with the solecisms, punctuation errors, moralizing, and evangelicalisms that I routinely employ when writing for my eyes only.

This is a watershed moment in the history of mopologetics!

I think that I agree but can I borrow your magnifying glass just to make sure?

JULIANN'S DIARY

Tonight, I thought Pahoran was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a diet coke. I was at the FAIR Conference with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

The conversation seemed a bit awkward, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet where we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way to my home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. I'm such a tramp!


PAHORAN'S DIARY

My truck had problems starting today, but at least I got laid. Cool.

Everybody Wang Chung wrote:JULIANN'S DIARY

Tonight, I thought Pahoran was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a diet coke. I was at the FAIR Conference with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

The conversation seemed a bit awkward, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet where we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way to my home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. I'm such a tramp!


PAHORAN'S DIARY

My truck had problems starting today, but at least I got laid. Cool.

ROTFLMAO

Dude, you are on a roll today!

DROOPY'S DIARY

Dear Diary,

Last night I had that great dream again. You know, the one in which it is still 1776 and slavery is still legal, women can't vote and only white males hold all the power. It's too bad I had to wake up to this horrible leftist reality where women and minorities have equal rights.

I've been thinking lately that I should run for politial office or something. I'm definitely qualified. I ran a fan club for Anne Coulter once.

Even if it's just for a school board so I can finally make them take the leftist lies out of text books. For instance:

1.) Dinosaurs were put here by time travelling liberals to distract us from the truth.

2.) There were never any slaves. Black people came here on those cruise ships because they like to travel and eat at the buffets. It's as simple as that.

3.) The Civil War wasn't about slavery. It was a war over communism.

4.) The White House was originally in heaven with Jesus and He just decided to share it with the world.

5.) Humans didn't come from monkeys, monkeys came from socialists. So did AIDS and MSNBC.

There's more, but I can't think straight right now because I'm too busy watching reruns of "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska".

I'm giddy to learn Dr. peterson included me in his diary.

Everybody Wang Chung wrote:There's more, but I can't think straight right now because I'm too busy watching reruns of "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska".

hehe

That sounds like a problem related to extended exposure to the show, not just while watching it.

I'd suggest someone do little Willy's diary, except that the content would quickly send this thread to the lower kingdoms. It'd go down faster than Simon on DCP, or Nomad on himself (a.k.a. little Willy).