Masturbation and the importance of using the correct hand

[_Home Teacher]

Good evening brothers and sisters. I know it's been a long time since my last visit. I'm sorry and I will try to visit more regularly. I would like to talk about 2 topics. First, as many know the brethren are really cracking down on pornography. One side effect of pornography is masturbation. Masturbation is a heinous sin, second only to murder. Also there is denying the holy ghost and adultery and premarital sex. Masturbation is at least in the top 5 of all sins. Never masturbate. Especially you aaronic priesthood boys who bless the sacrament and break the bread. The bread represents Christ's flesh. When you masturbate, you defile your hands. Those same hands handle the Lord's flesh. Do not handle the lord with unclean hands.

This brings me to my second lesson. When you partake of the sacrament you should use your right hand. Boyd K. Packer taught this in his excellent talk The Unwritten Order of Things. I often see people partake of the sacrament with their left hand. Please use the correct hand when performing this sacred ordinance.

[_malkie]

Good evening brothers and sisters. I know it's been a long time since my last visit. I'm sorry and I will try to visit more regularly. I would like to talk about 2 topics. First, as many know the brethren are really cracking down on pornography. One side effect of pornography is masturbation. Masturbation is a heinous sin, second only to murder. Also there is denying the holy ghost and adultery and premarital sex. Masturbation is at least in the top 5 of all sins. Never masturbate. Especially you aaronic priesthood boys who bless the sacrament and break the bread. The bread represents Christ's flesh. When you masturbate, you defile your hands. Those same hands handle the Lord's flesh. Do not handle the lord with unclean hands.

This brings me to my second lesson. When you partake of the sacrament you should use your right hand. Boyd K. Packer taught this in his excellent talk The Unwritten Order of Things. I often see people partake of the sacrament with their left hand. Please use the correct hand when performing this sacred ordinance.

Imposter!
You can't be my home teacher - it's nowhere near the end of the month.
But thanks for stopping by.

[_just me]

Welcome back, Home Teacher. I would like to shake your hand. Your right hand, of course.

[_Corpsegrinder]

Masturbation?

Is that the same as flogging the dolphin?

[_kairos]

As the interview story goes:

Bishop to priest: "Do you have any problems with masturbation?"

Priest to bishop: "nope, it works fine everytime-why do you ask bishop, do you have a problem with it?"

just sayin!!

[_selek]

When I got my first computer and started looking at internet porn, I switched from using my right hand to my left hand so as not to get my mouse sticky (the computer mouse, not my one-eyed trouser mouse). Does this mean I'm worthy to partake of the sacrament with my right hand?