Why I like Sundays in a Mormon town
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:59 pm
This morning is positively gorgeous. September and October in the Rocky Mountains are fantastic. Sunday brunch served at sidewalk tables in front of chic restaurants.
Today--Sunday--is the only day I do any retail shopping. Going to a matinee at the local cinema is fun, we nearly have the theater to ourselves. Fewer boats on the lakes for water skiing or fishing. Ski hills and snowmobiling meadows are not crowded, and god seems to make sure there are more fresh snow Sundays for us heathens in the winter than there are fresh snow Saturdays for his faithful. I certainly here my faithful friends bemoan such coincidence as if it is fact, anyway.
Thank you, Mormon god, for trapping so many of your uptight children inside church houses and their homes on Sundays. It makes this one day a week so much more enjoyable for the rest of us.
Today--Sunday--is the only day I do any retail shopping. Going to a matinee at the local cinema is fun, we nearly have the theater to ourselves. Fewer boats on the lakes for water skiing or fishing. Ski hills and snowmobiling meadows are not crowded, and god seems to make sure there are more fresh snow Sundays for us heathens in the winter than there are fresh snow Saturdays for his faithful. I certainly here my faithful friends bemoan such coincidence as if it is fact, anyway.
Thank you, Mormon god, for trapping so many of your uptight children inside church houses and their homes on Sundays. It makes this one day a week so much more enjoyable for the rest of us.