Believers instinctively know that Jesus was full of it
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:48 pm
about certain subjects. That's why they ignore certain teachings across almost all sects. Examples:
Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.
With the exception of certain monks living in caves, no one pays attention to this anymore. We want religion to make our lives better, not make them worse.
Matt 6: 1-4
1Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
If the churches followed this one, you'd never see a press release about another charitable act again. But the fact is, we all give in order to feel good about ourselves and look good in front of our peers. And there's nothing wrong with that - it motivates people to do good.
Matthew 21:21-22
21Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
22And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive
You supposedly only need a mustard seed's worth of faith to move mountains, but no one tries it because even when they think they believe in miracles, they know deep down that God won't be moving any mountains for anyone. That sort of thing doesn't happen.
Matt. 8:21-22
21Another of the disciples said to him, "Lord, let me first go and bury my father."
22But Jesus said to him, "Follow me, and leave the dead to bury their own dead."
Kind of a dick move, Jesus. The LDS church treats its missionaries in similar dickish fashion, but otherwise this is ignored.
(Matt: 23:9)
9And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
I knew one kind of crazy Jesus freak who did this, but pretty much everyone ignores this one.
(Luke 14:26)
26"If any one comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple."
However you take this one, it's a malignant doctrine. The vast majority ignore it.
(Mark 10:5-9)
5But Jesus said to them, "For your hardness of heart he wrote you this commandment.
6But from the beginning of creation, 'God made them male and female.'
7'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife,
8and the two shall become one flesh.' So they are no longer two but one flesh.
9What therefore God has joined together, let not man put asunder."
The Catholics are the only ones who take this seriously - protestant and Mormons like to pretend Jesus didn't mean it should apply to them. Because in the real world, sometimes the only answer is divorce.
Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.
With the exception of certain monks living in caves, no one pays attention to this anymore. We want religion to make our lives better, not make them worse.
Matt 6: 1-4
1Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
If the churches followed this one, you'd never see a press release about another charitable act again. But the fact is, we all give in order to feel good about ourselves and look good in front of our peers. And there's nothing wrong with that - it motivates people to do good.
Matthew 21:21-22
21Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
22And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive
You supposedly only need a mustard seed's worth of faith to move mountains, but no one tries it because even when they think they believe in miracles, they know deep down that God won't be moving any mountains for anyone. That sort of thing doesn't happen.
Matt. 8:21-22
21Another of the disciples said to him, "Lord, let me first go and bury my father."
22But Jesus said to him, "Follow me, and leave the dead to bury their own dead."
Kind of a dick move, Jesus. The LDS church treats its missionaries in similar dickish fashion, but otherwise this is ignored.
(Matt: 23:9)
9And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
I knew one kind of crazy Jesus freak who did this, but pretty much everyone ignores this one.
(Luke 14:26)
26"If any one comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple."
However you take this one, it's a malignant doctrine. The vast majority ignore it.
(Mark 10:5-9)
5But Jesus said to them, "For your hardness of heart he wrote you this commandment.
6But from the beginning of creation, 'God made them male and female.'
7'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife,
8and the two shall become one flesh.' So they are no longer two but one flesh.
9What therefore God has joined together, let not man put asunder."
The Catholics are the only ones who take this seriously - protestant and Mormons like to pretend Jesus didn't mean it should apply to them. Because in the real world, sometimes the only answer is divorce.