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Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:02 am
by _Wisdom Seeker
Satan is really a woman.
This is why the priesthood has been banned from all women.
Makes sense doesn't it?
Re: Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:04 am
by _asbestosman
The devil wears Prada.
Re: Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:06 am
by _Wisdom Seeker
asbestosman wrote:The devil wears Prada.
+1
Re: Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:54 am
by _bcspace
Satan is really a woman.
The scriptures do confirm that satan was abroad in the land.
Re: Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:03 pm
by _Hoops
bcspace wrote:Satan is really a woman.
The scriptures do confirm that satan was abroad in the land.
That was pretty good, bc.
Re: Satan is not the spirit brother of Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:36 pm
by _Some Schmo
God is a woman too. All that jealous god nonsense...
But the big tip off that god is female is that she expects us to know what she's thinking without actually telling us, gets pissed off when we don't, and gives us the silent treatment. She also seems to think that the extent of our love is based on how much money we spend on her.
Then again, I suppose god could be a guy. We ask him to do things that he never seems to get around to doing. In fact, it's like he forgets every conversation we've ever had. And he's got a bad habit of making a huge mess down here and just assumes we're going to clean up after him...
That's it. Clearly, god is a hermaphrodite.