Top Ten Reasons Thurl Baley is Mormon

[_The Mighty Builder]

Top Ten Reasons Thurl Baley is Mormon

Number 10 - Lost a bet with Karl Malone whether Larry Miller would cry when interviewed about the All-Star game being played in the (then) Delta Center.

Number 9 - Read D&C 137:10 and realized that Mormon heaven will have more non whites than whites in it.

Number 8 - Realized if he joined he had a good shot of being called to be the Stake Athletic Director.

Number 7 - Thought the Mormon Missionaries were inviting him to join a Motown rap group instead of being part of a group that had the MoTab.

Number 6 - Finally could be on a basketball team where he could dunk on every other team.

Number 5 - Needed the money and it was an employment question on the application to become a broadcaster at KJZZ

Number 4 - Thought it would get him a bronze statue of himself in front of the Energy Solutions Arena

Number 3 - Didn’t know what to do with 10% of his money

Number 2 - Didn’t believe his height was enough to make him stand out in a crowd.

Number 1 - He’s Bat Sh*t Crazy