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I saw a magic trick
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:51 am
by _Tarski
I saw a magic trick and I can't explain it.
A full grown women was cut in two pieces and put back together.
My understanding of reality was demolished. My world turned to vapor.
So I read a book from Barnes and Noble about quantum mechanics and learned that everything is really spooky.
I realized that the LDS church is true after all.
Thomas S. Monson is a true prophet.
(it just makes sense)
translation: I'm scared of death and need my mommy.
Re: I saw a magic trick
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:12 am
by _sock puppet
stop eating so much broccoli
Re: I saw a magic trick
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:47 pm
by _Some Schmo
Tarski wrote: I saw a magic trick and I can't explain it.
A full grown women was cut in two pieces and put back together.
My understanding of reality was demolished. My world turned to vapor.
So I read a book from Barnes and Noble about quantum mechanics and learned that everything is really spooky.
I realized that the LDS church is true after all.
Thomas S. Monson is a true prophet.
(it just makes sense)
The logical flow from one statement to the next here is impossible to dispute. How could anyone argue against this? I guess I better saddle up and head to church this Sunday.
Tarski wrote:translation: I'm scared of death and need my mommy.
Church can be your mommy (even though it tends to wean its children too early).
Re: I saw a magic trick
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:15 pm
by _Scottie
I can one up that!!
I knew of a guy that knew a guy that had cancer that mysteriously disappeared and... get this... the Dr's couldn't explain it!!
Therefore, God healed this man.
It's really the only possible explanation.
Re: I saw a magic trick
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:28 pm
by _Chap
Scottie wrote:I can one up that!!
I knew of a guy that knew a guy that had cancer that mysteriously disappeared and... get this... the Dr's couldn't explain it!!
Therefore, God healed this man.
It's really the only possible explanation.
Yup. Just like, before we knew how cancers start, the only possible explanation was that God sent them to punish us.
It's all so simple, so why won't people just believe?