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Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:10 am
by _aussieguy55
I found this strange passage
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 "If two men are in a fight and the wife of the one man, trying to
rescue her husband, grabs the genitals of the man hitting him, you are to cut off her
hand. Show no pity."
So much for standing by your man
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:23 am
by _Drifting
I looked that up so that I could point out the actual scripture rather than your made up version. ROFLMAO you didn't make it up!
Absolutely hilarious.
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:56 pm
by _Some Schmo
I'd love to hear the Bible apologetic for this crap. Oh how the Bible is a shining source of morality!
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:01 pm
by _Hades
Spencer Kimball would agree with this. It would be better for a woman to lose her hand than to touch the genitals of a man to whom she is not married.
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:30 pm
by _DarkHelmet
The KJV is even funnier:
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:43 pm
by _Some Schmo
DarkHelmet wrote:The KJV is even funnier:
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
Taketh him by the secrets?! OMG, she's got me by the secrets! Remember to hide your family secrets!
ROTFLMAO
I hate it when the doctor grabs me by the secrets and tells me to cough.
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:48 pm
by _just me
Some Schmo wrote:DarkHelmet wrote:The KJV is even funnier:
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
Taketh him by the secrets?! OMG, she's got me by the secrets! Remember to hide your family secrets!
ROTFLMAO
I hate it when the doctor grabs me by the secrets and tells me to cough.
LMFAO
There is tons of other strange crap in there. Maybe I'll add some later.
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:52 pm
by _Drifting
They're not secrets they're sacreds.....
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:00 pm
by _DarkHelmet
Drifting wrote:They're not secrets they're sacreds.....
LOL
Re: Strange things in the Bible
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:19 pm
by _bcspace
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 "If two men are in a fight and the wife of the one man, trying to
rescue her husband, grabs the genitals of the man hitting him, you are to cut off her
hand. Show no pity."
How about this excellent excuse not to go to Church:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:1