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Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:53 pm
by _Buffalo
Just think about it for a moment. By revelation and by force of culture, they tell you to avoid ingesting the following health-promoting substances:

Coffee
Wine
Tea

And replace them with the following unhealthy substitutes:

Soda
Red meat
Desserts.

The coffee and tea thing is especially egregious. The ONLY potentially harmful part of coffee and tea is the caffeine, and that's the only one that isn't banned.

Then they tell you to avoid masturbation, a universally-recognized natural and health-promoting activity that prevents cancer and leads to happier, healthier sexuality and better marriages.

So they're encouraging members to shorten their lives by becoming physically unhealthy. But additionally, they foster an environment that causes severe mental anxiety. Utah is #1 for depression and suicidal thoughts. Mormons aren't happy. Whether it's the culture of perfectionism and shame or the depressing miserableness of the "restored gospel" itself with its oppressive list of Pharisaical dos and do nots, Mormonism is bad for you. Even if you don't end up offing yourself (which is especially likely that you will if you're Mormon and gay), all that stress is going to catch up to you sometime.

Intentionally or not, the brethren are behaving in a manner consistent with a group of men who are trying to shorten the lives of their followers. God works in mysterious ways!

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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:19 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
I thought they were just trying to bore us to death.

KA

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:26 pm
by _Buffalo
KimberlyAnn wrote:I thought they were just trying to bore us to death.

KA


Zing!

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:30 pm
by _Drifting
Perhaps a fights broken out and God needs us back quicker than expected...

Either that, or a gang of uninspired conservatives are trying to micro manage an amorphous group with varying levels of belief and compliance, through the mediums of internal and external PR.

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:20 am
by _bcspace
Just think about it for a moment. By revelation and by force of culture, they tell you to avoid ingesting the following health-promoting substances:

Coffee
Wine
Tea


So you claim the deleterious effects are outwieghed by the benefits?

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:05 am
by _Dr. Shades
Buffalo wrote:The coffee and tea thing is especially egregious. The ONLY potentially harmful part of coffee and tea is the caffeine, and that's the only one that isn't banned.

Isn't the tannic acid harmful?

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:10 pm
by _BartBurk
But don't active Mormons generally live longer than other people? They must be doing something right.

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:10 pm
by _Buffalo
bcspace wrote:
Just think about it for a moment. By revelation and by force of culture, they tell you to avoid ingesting the following health-promoting substances:

Coffee
Wine
Tea


So you claim the deleterious effects are outwieghed by the benefits?


There are no deleterious effects, with the exception of wine in excess. On the other hand, the Mormon substitutes - soda and overeating - are very harmful.

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:12 pm
by _Buffalo
Dr. Shades wrote:
Buffalo wrote:The coffee and tea thing is especially egregious. The ONLY potentially harmful part of coffee and tea is the caffeine, and that's the only one that isn't banned.

Isn't the tannic acid harmful?


No, not really. Like everything else, moderation is everything.

http://www.phytochemicals.information/phytoche ... c-acid.php

Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:14 pm
by _Buffalo
BartBurk wrote:But don't active Mormons generally live longer than other people? They must be doing something right.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... expectancy


The main positive for Mormon life expectancy is abstaining from smoking - it's the only thing Joseph Smith got right in the WoW.

http://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol10/3/